I am going to go for a drive tonight and intentionally crash my car and hopefully get somewhat injured, that way the girl at work I like will feel bad for me and agree to go on a date with me out of pity.
I am going to go for a drive tonight and intentionally crash my car and hopefully get somewhat injured...
Anthony Wilson
Jose White
Dumbest idea you've had. Good luck bro
Ayden Anderson
>I am going to go for a drive tonight and intentionally crash my car and hopefully get somewhat injured, that way the girl at work I like will feel bad for me and agree to go on a date with me out of pity.
That's stupid beyond words, keep us updated
Joseph Morris
Why don't you just faint at work or something and pretend you have a medical condition
Daniel Sullivan
She won't feel bad if I faint, thats too girly. I think I need some real trauma.
Jose Myers
You can just pretend you had an accident, its not like the roastie in going to do an investigation about it.
Also, so you can see that she wont give a shit about you anyway.
Ryder Rogers
not him but i fainted at work ages ago. not on purpose but because i was young and stupid and drinking for weeks straight without eating properly i remember my crush at work buying me chicken noodle soup from the panera near our store in the mall and i thanked her and asked her out a few days later. whew i miss her
Angel Cooper
Holy shit this is really going to work.
Evan Foster
It's not girly if you make sure you fall violently.
Robert Wilson
no it wont lol. my situation happened because i was already attractive and she was into me before and this was something to be a catalyst for something different from out daily work schedules