>Show up for your blind date
>See this
What do you say first?
Show up for your blind date
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nigga im blind i cant see shit
>shoulder tattoo
dropped. shoulder tattoos are disgusting.
No she is the blind one user, please keep up
Honesty I would just go home before she saw me and realized I was her date.
>pale skin
>blue eyes
>black hair
"Hello, I'm user. Nice to meet you. Could you give me a moment so I can tuck my erection into the band of my underwear?"
"Hello, im here for the blind date."
"I'm sorry I look like this."
why are you standing so close to those cacti?
>"Hello there, how are you? I'm doing good. I hope you have a good time on this date. And I have to tell you, you are very beautiful. Shall we head out now?"
>not showing up to dates with a pre-taped cock
No he is literally blind
she looks like trouble so I'd go on the date to be polite and then never talk to her again.
PATHETIC! wrong attitude user, it is what it is just roll with it to the bitter end
>white
"fuck off whore"
>Show up for blind date
>See this
>What do you say first?
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> tattos
Vomit and leave (she is hot anyway, I never had a chance to begin with).
Faggots like you will literally never get laid.
Bit worried she's not at least 18. Dress would be nice if she didn't pair it with cringey shoes and that backpack.
idk i'd probably run away as she is way out of my league
I say
>nice bulge
hot damn that's better than i ever do
why the fuck are you so skinny
you look like a ex meth addict
>Tattoo
Just leave
why are you dressed like a whore?
How are you?
>implying I'm going to be rude
If my date was with Marju, I'd have to fucking epoxy my dick down.
ask if she minds that i suck three guy's dicks every day after work
link? I thought of this
youtube.com
"Look out for that cactus!"
Push her into the cacti as an epic prank