Show up for your blind date

>Show up for your blind date
>See this
What do you say first?

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nigga im blind i cant see shit

>shoulder tattoo
dropped. shoulder tattoos are disgusting.

No she is the blind one user, please keep up

Honesty I would just go home before she saw me and realized I was her date.

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>pale skin
>blue eyes
>black hair

"Hello, I'm user. Nice to meet you. Could you give me a moment so I can tuck my erection into the band of my underwear?"

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"Hello, im here for the blind date."

"I'm sorry I look like this."

why are you standing so close to those cacti?

>"Hello there, how are you? I'm doing good. I hope you have a good time on this date. And I have to tell you, you are very beautiful. Shall we head out now?"

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