So coomers of Yas Forums how do you dispose of your coom?

I used to coom on my bedsheets and wash them every week but after a while i found it gross so now i just use tissues and leave them lying around on the floor for a while before i pick them up and throw them into a trash bag

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Ive done this but with condoms, coom in it and then tie a knot, boom straight in the bin.

Ah the chris chan technique

Fuck man, maybe one day youll grow some mushrooms from your carpet.

I just coom in my underwear. It dries up and I can just wash it later. Been doing it since I started jerking off.

i collect it in my hand and just wash my hands and dick

>cum into an old T-shirt
>when it becomes too crusty, throw it in a grocery sack and throw it into my closet
>there are multiple T-shits in sacks in my closet that span my 14 years of cooming

One time I tried to get rid of them when I cleaned out my room but my parents ended up checking the trash bags to see if I didn't throw away something valuable for some reason. I had to quickly dig through the bags and fish them out and hide them back in my closet because I wasn't about to explain that shit.

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Like a normal fucking cunt, into toilet paper and into the bin.

bro it does smell, you just cant smell it

>Lay an old t-shirt on my chest
>Fap laying down
>coom
>It lands on the t-shirt
>Fold it over once, wipe my cock
>Ball it up. stick it under my pillow
>Change it every day

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Just eat it and you'll get strong bones and muscles like me.

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>cum in my pants
>when finished just change clothes
it's very incognito, when I run out of clothes I do the laundry.

I utilize the backwards toilet method, meaning I sit backwards on the toilet when I jack off. When I prepare to coom, I point my dick downwards, into the toilet bowl. I also like this method because I do not have to hold my phone, I can just use the toilet lid.

I began writing a larger post but than I stopped because it hurt too much thinking about that.
But in short: I just coom into my underwear and continue to wear it.

>block my ejaculation

u wot?

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squeeze ur dick so hard it doesnt come out

Just coom into the toilet and flush.
You guys sure like to complicate things. Alternatively, coom while having a shower and wash it down the drain

you can't be serious

no one does this

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hello fellow dicklet. i used to do that, i dont wear underwear anymore tho

i'm in pain just reading this

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user i'm going to coom to that pic you posted

I'm a prone masturbator meaning I do it by laying on my stomach, pointing my dick so it's pointing towards my stomach, and thrusting into the bed. I do it with underwear and sweatpants on. I don't do anything with the coom. I wish I was joking.

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and then what? it just spills out when you let go?

that's how i started.. how old are you?

Nineteen I started when I was a wee boy, like 10 or something

imagine being a spermlet
how do you coom in toilet paper without lots of it dropping on the floor or on your hand

i don't think that's how it's supposed to work user

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