/britfeel/

Dad says I shouldnt go to the hospital and Im being a paranoid lil bitch. So im not going to go to the hospital.

We all know she's a Stella girl anyway, user

Got the tinnies, got the tendies (literal tendies). Yep.

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what've you got your frillies in a twist over, la?

this thread should just be named /poo/ at this point because the average post quality is shit and i only go here while pooing for 5 minutes of barely entertainment lately

What kind of content do you find entertaining?

Fucking missed the new bread again, anyway

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Are you the same lad who was having murder with his missus over porn the other day? If so cannot believe she actually fucking kicked you out la, what was this compromise you made anyway? Sounds like your better off back in gods own land tbqhwyl

Aw you were doing to well on your slimming world journey yesterday lad what happened?
/brit/poo will be the subject of the next thread

>took a dump half an hour ago
>just hopped in the shower
>little nugget of shit drops out my arse without me even feeling it
>had to pick it out with toilet paper after I was finished

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Aww is the frog nonce already seething? :(

usually just seeing how the same old trips are still here, their general misery makes me realise my life could be worse

had the police dispatch on all night, quite comfy indeed
top lad who posted it

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>he doesnt wipe enough to notice a nugget of shit on his ass

Edgbaston is a degenerate coomer, what a surprise
Look on the bright side lad, at least you can get bennies now that you're single

Wow your dad's mongy advice is about to take his offspring out of the gene pool. Talk about Darwinism in action

Did anything interesting happen or was it just routine stuff?

>Aw you were doing to well on your slimming world journey yesterday lad what happened?

Not really mate. I've been working out (lifting / running) but my diet's not too brilliant (not terrible either). Hovering around 200lbs (27 BMI) but I can't shake off pasta w/homemade sauce, tendie raps and beer. Really need to ditch the beer but I'm an alcoholic. If I can lose the beer I can get back to >25 BMI.

full neck tatts always look odd to be, like their head is pasted on?

Girls only complain about shit like that if they are feeling neglected. Sounds like he would rather wank than shag her

Yeah she kicked me out. Agreed to only have a wank if she's out of the house. I love her and it seems reasonable to meet in the middle.

it wasn't ON my arse, it was IN my arse and dropped out

I already wiped when I did my poo

just lots of black males doing shit, i wasnt really paying attention to the words that were said. it's just occasional talking to blend in with the white noise i had playing

>Edgbaston
>back to Yorkshire

Edgbaston isn't in Yorkshire. It's near Birmingham

His dad probably knows his son should repopulate and while hes alive there may still be a chance it happens accidentally.

Also, I never go to doctors or hospitals either. Not because "I'm a bloke" but because I secretly hope I die.