I just purchased a mace for home defense. Ama
Also trips gets to name it.
I just purchased a mace for home defense. Ama
William Sanchez
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Josiah Bell
chunchunmaru desu~
Josiah Bennett
Why didnt you get a sword instead?
Easton King
The biggle niggle diggler
Christian Johnson
Pepeger
Daniel Lewis
I think you should name it
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Kevin Lee
Do you have any training?
Do you have a shield to go with it?
Jeremiah Cox
just name it BLACKED. that's what intruders will see after they get hit by your mace.
Ryder Bailey
Is there a particular reason why you didn't go with a shotgun, or some other firearm?
Nicholas Parker
Name it Nigger-bane
Jonathan Ortiz
Shadow Slayer of Mass Destruction: Mace of Demon Blood God Devourer
Brayden Lopez
why not just get a baseball bat?
Nicholas Roberts
The Fist of moot.
Evan Ward
Call it "please don't have a gun"
Jeremiah Reed
home defense thread, fuck yeah.
i've been watching Firefighter door breach videos and door reinforcement videos. i feel like home invasion is the #1 threat right now or at least it will be.
i want that Nightlock thing that goes by the door foot, the only problem is you have to install it INTO the floor.
only problem is is there a point to securing the door if you have a giant window right next to it?
you would need window reinforcement + front door if you really wanted to protect against home invasion and burglary. it's easier to fortify if you only worry about invasion and not burglary, the difference being burglary will happen when you aren't there.
a fat mace would be nice for home defense though. something where it doesn't matter where you hit them or how hard you swing, but also you won't mortally wound them.
Levi Bennett
Dr. Manhattan
You're welcome.
Kayden Ramirez
Not cool enough
No training, I intend to start though.
A shield is my next purchase.
Swords break too easily
Jose Sullivan
>he opts for the practical but boring option of shooting someone instead of bludgeoning them.
original idea bro
Brandon Perez
I'm too poor for a gun :(
Liam Green
A shotty will leave plenty of gore, probably moreso than a mace will.
Lincoln Young
>fist of moot
congratulations op.
Liam Price
Dead nigger maker
Owen Parker
how many niggers do you intend to kill with it?
also rolling to name it big chungus
Matthew Stewart
Newfaggot. Lurk moar kiddo
>>>/z/
Wyatt Parker
Thats dubs. If nobody gets trips I'm leaning towards this one
Aiden Perry
The woman beater.
Connor Martinez
Ahh, I see.
I don't know how much a mace would cost, but I'd imagine it'd probably cheaper than most guns, besides some POS Hi-Point or something.
Brayden James
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You literally bought the Mace of Molag Bal That's it's name now.
Wyatt Wright
Any that enter my home uninvited...so all that enter my home.
Jonathan Bell
i bet a .38 is cheaper than that mace. you can get a Colt revolver or S&W .38 for 400$, a used one for probably even less and these aren't pieces of shit, these are pistols people have been using since the 1900s for personal defense.
Brayden Butler
Go back to /k/ you fudd
Gavin James
you should start an ebin crackwhore party and do a favour for your neighbourhood
or just leave your doors unlocked, whatever gets more nigs inside your house
faggot
dubs, rerolling to name it baby yoda
Aaron Martin
Rolling for Niggerkiller
Adrian Jenkins
What if he has MediEvil armour? Your only going to get him angery.
Jason Hughes
I can't tell if you're underage or just a retarded soiboy