Tips to get a girl

I know this is hard to comprehend, but you see we humans are social creatures and we also have a need for physical connection.

hes absolutely average, which is way more than a man needs

i check 3 max and im not a virgin @ 20.
t. 6'2 fit by normie standards

>7. No retarded/extreme/radical political views, its a huge turn off.
So you're saying if I unironically want to usher in the fourth reich, I should reject thots? Got it.

yes, being really far right is really cringe...

The shape of your skeleton plays a massive role in determining how attractive you are. Pretending like "nobody cares" if you're short and have narrow shoulders and shitty facial structure is fucking retarded.

He already looked cute

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thom yorke is short af has an asymmetrical face one fucked up eye, but guess what? he is hot af

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>8. Decent hobby, tldr vidya, anime and Yas Forums is not a hobby...
what are decent hobbies then faggot

This is so fucking dumb. So what if you're short, bald, and old? "Just be confident"? You dipshits act like psychologists haven't extensively studied this. Attractiveness is not as variable as you think it is. OBVIOUSLY not being obese is the single biggest factor, everyone who isn't a retard knows that.

But here's what you clearly do not know: Your "personality", hobbies, etc, are irrelevant. How attractive you are is the sole deciding factor. They've done study after study on this, people project their beliefs of your personality onto you in accordance with how attractive you are. This is just wishful thinking bullshit and you idiots need to google this.

Damn why are you going after my boy like that?

sooo ur just gonna give up and live a life where you never have anyone to love or who understands you? Thats really sad.

>1. Get a fucking haircut
I always do, but I look legitimately retarded with short hair. I don't know what a good hair-do on me would look like, I have no fashion sense.
>2. Skin care
A dermatologist couldn't help teenage me and now I'm permanently scarred. I try following skin care guidelines, but they either don't work or they're like, "Go to the store and buy these eight things and put them all on twice a day."
>4. Fashion
I'm straight.
>5. Go outside
To do what? I'm not an "outside" person. Will I find a girl out there - who is ALSO not an "outside" person?
>6. Learn to small talk and get comfortable at talking, be confident!
Small talk makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells. I don't mind talking, depending on the situation. I was a class clown in school and I always chat up doctors/nurses.
>7. No retarded/extreme/radical political views
That is impossible because the West's current status quo is outrageous, unjustified and suicidal. If you don't think so, you're part of the problem. Not saying you should be a political activist, but this is just obvious to anyone whose political knowledge goes beyond the news.
>8. Decent hobby
This meme is going to kill me. I'm not spending an hour every day researching ants or fingerpainting or whatever just so girls will like me.

Don't you get tired making these

He's a famous millionaire. Funny how quickly the requirements shot up.

I thought that was a ftm at first lol

No dipshit. I take care of my health and try to stay in some degree of shape. That doesn't mean it matters, and people need to stop lying about that. You can't "good personality" your way out of ugliness.

>5. Go outside
Ya lost me there chief keef.

1. if short dont work try longer
4. i can already tell you dress like an absolute retard if this is ur response.
6. small talk is apart of normal human communication, if you dont learn it then you are socially inept.
7. i have lost hope for you, try getting out of the echo chamber.
8. haveing a hobby is important its not a meme. find a creative medium like writing, music, drawing or painting, the reason all of you feel so angry and hate the world is because you dont know how to deal with anger. it sounds korny but it is extremely important.

I have all of that plus more and still women ignore me and pretend I don't exist

I understand that but 2,6 and 8 might take time. Also why do people say go outside? what the fuck does that even actually mean?