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i've had 4 wanks today

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>SLOPPY WET BLOWJOB ASMR with cum on my Face and Tits

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>tfw will never be a boy racer in 80s Japan
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I preferred the more comfy ones. Less sexual.

Women who've studied at the OU are actually respectable

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It's obvious you have shit social skills. Your post makes that clear. I mean, look at the state of what you wrote. It's pure autistic cringe.

Also when I go on dates with women, we take turns to buy rounds. Sounds like you are being exploited lad

Hey lads I used to post here ages ago under the name Plump. I actually just came by to see if anyone remembered my fat retarded friend from Algeria, Thana? Miss that faggot.

why do women give us tests?

Seethie weethers raging over womfy NEETs playing the system

I reckon when we die we have another go around as some random thing, probably an amoeba on planet x13918312938whatever or sommet

when its time to coom its time to coom

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>he doesn't know how to adjust his behaviour based on social setting
Lad, you are the autistic one.
I'm shagging the whole night for a tenth of what it would cost to hire an escort for hour, so who is the one being exploited?

>womfy NEETs playing the system
Stop trying to bait out an argument.

>boy racer in Japan
That first season of Initial D was so great. The perfect mix of slice of life and driving.

Seething NEETs on a pittance seething at us furloughed wagies with as much free time as them but more money

>I only date women with a level 1 btec in health and social

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It's still you lad. The fact you would even consider prostitution says it all.

Arguments have erupted in record time, I like this new angry /britfeel/.

>I don't really care if they're smart or not tbqh lads

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>tfw no /britfeel/ drift club

Sheer projection lad. I'm in a relationship. Considering your cringy personality, I think it's likely you're a virgin. This projection pretty much confirms it. Thanks for playing though, kid.

I cant even do 1 push-up, doubt I have any muscle to maintain.

I've felt bad enough even shagging a woman with a tattoo before. I was there looking at it and thought "How did I sink this low, may as well have just paid an escort at this rate"

that's a bit of an extreme reaction to tattoos and piercings lad

Haha pure cope. Got you in one. Virgin who puts pussy on a pedestal. Can't get laid and gets mad when guys talk about how easy women are.

Dont even know what to say lad...

Not him, but it's an almost guaranteed sign of promiscuity, which is probably the issue more than the tattoo itself

trust me you do and you can lose more lad, if you're a proper chumba and the belly gets in the way of doing pushups n that then probably lose weight in 10lbs segments instead of dropping it all at once and at some stage start doing them as if you do nothing you'll lose even more muscle mass

cor i just love racing games lads. not the new ones but the way things used to be
i want a autist street racer gf to play racing games with me, i want her to be really good at them, give me a good challenge and tease me when i lose

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she's only had sex with 2 people in the last ten years

If you are going to project, you should at least make it interesting lad.

Only lads with low self esteem care about that. Don't you have faith in yourself that you'll be the best she's had?

Shes already a whore at that stage then, she'll be on at least her 3rd with her next partner, and maybe more if she slept with people more than 10 years ago

Might become catholic

Answer this lads:
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Anyone here 23 and feel too old for Yas Forums yet can't give it up?

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Get a feeling we're going to be bored with shit racing games, boring incel fantasies, and even worse Jap music in this edition.

Found a nice torrent of wreckfest a few days ago, been playing it a lot, its pretty comfy

The demolition derbys are a bit boring, the racing is good though

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Lad you can't call it projection when I've already outed you for it. You're a virgin, pure and simple.

>Only lads with low self esteem care about that
Not true at all

>Don't you have faith in yourself that you'll be the best she's had?
By pure statistics, the more shes had the higher percentile you'd need to be the best, and she'll be less likely to pair bond anyway even if the last person she sleeps with just happens to be gigachad

Raging at this app called Freetrade.
Said they enable commission free access to buy stocks. But you have to bank transfer them the money.
Deposit 300 bongs to test it yesterday expecting it to clear first thing this morning.
Close of business the next day and the funds are still not on the account even though they say they found the deposit at 9:30 am.
Gone to their forums as their live chat stopped responding to me.
Pretty pissed off. Will be withdrawing the test amount and deleting the app.

I knew a cute girl once. As soon as she went to uni something changed, started dying her hair, got a nose piercing, ankle tattoo, and was fucking a different guy every few months.
Did a total 180.

You actually shagging your cousin pal?

the only education women need is basic reading skills so they can read a shopping list and cooking instructions

Good song and cool cars
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YOURE projecting
>n-no YOURE PROJECTINGGG
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>You can't call it projection when I am projecting

This needs work lad. Want to try again? Try to make sense this time, or better yet be entertaining. If you keep boring me I'll stop playing.

Quite the opposite! It's the ladies who would be the ones with low self esteem (and also likely be promiscuous)

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Did you fall for the tradcath zoomer meme?

Always get a sensible chuckle when the nomies invade the thread and start talking about their gfs and jobs like anyone gives a fuck

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I'd say female education isn't necessarily a bad thing, but that's not what university is about

Im about to lad. Maybe it would work out great and life will have meaning

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It is true. Why would you need to worry about her past if you had any confidence in yourself?

Are you really so pathetic that you can't compete with a memory?

I'll go easy on you, you're clearly a newfag.
Check the previous reply Off you trot lad.

>I'd say female education isn't necessarily a bad thing
cuck. The more educated they are the more they question things and get 'curious'

But no one here mentioned anything about gfs and jobs

>get really into film
>pc dies
>can't watch films anymore
>no reason to have my TV in my room so I give it to my parents (it's now in the living room, 55" 1080p but a really good panel)
>now have a 1440p 32" monitor in my room but it's not the same
trying to persuade my dad to watch a kurosawa flick with me tonight in the living room so I can use the big tv

>o-only lads with low self esteem care whether their potential girlfriend might be a whore

lmao who even comes up with this?

The other day I made, what was I thought, an obvious joke about cancelling a date to stay in and listen to /britfeel/ Radio and someone believed me. I'm not so sure half of these gf posts are serious.