"Who cares about niggers when you could be GRILLIN!
Jews controlling the media?
World on the brink of destruction?
Decline of civilzation as we know it?
Heck, all I know is that my steaks are just about done."
"Who cares about niggers when you could be GRILLIN!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY HOWDY, YOU SAID IT PARTNER, FINE GRILLING WEATHER, GOT THE BRATS AND THE WHOLE FAMILY AROUND, HAVING SOME FINE WEATHER AND A COUPLE OF BREWS (IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT HEH HEH)
-JOHN 63
-COASTGUARD
-MARINE CORPS
SEMPER FI
'The world is fucked so lets just grill some partner. Grab a cold one over there!''
"You'll have to speak up! I can't hear you over the grilling! Ahaha!"
While you were out partying.... I studied the grill
Whilst you were out fucking Chad.... I studied the grill
Now the burgers are coming along nicely and you're hungry and you come to me for salvation? Heh.....not so fast.....
HELL YEAH BROTHER, WIFE'S OUT AT THE MONSTER-IN-LAW'S THIS WEEKEND SO WE'RE FREE TO HAVE A FEW BEERS AND CHAT SPORTS
pls borgar
All I hear is talk about politics, and I'm friggin tired of it. Mr Lahey is always is always going on about the danger of food shortages in the future. But that's a load of bullcrap, he just wants me to stop eating burgers all the time, well you know what, I won't! I love burgers, and if he hates my gut that much he can just frig off.
Would have a good old feast with these lads
Grilling makes you forget about your problems.
Soon as that meat touches the grill it's almost as if you never had a tranny son.
G'day frum down unda mate. Just pick me up a bloody ripper of a barbie frum big dub. Gon' grill me up some mighty kanga steaks. Couple chicky breasts for me pussy son who dun like tha red meat quite yet, but lemme tell ya, we'll make a man of him soon enough.
This thread is stupid. Everybody knows there aren't any grills on the internet.
Uhhh fuck I haven't had a bbq in ages, proper fancy one but I don't have a garden
Hank Hill here from Strickland Propane. I don't know about you, but when I grill I use only the finest propane. Ladies and gentelman, I would be lying when I say that Strickland Propane doesn't deliver a hot, even flame and burn to your fresh meat. You don't want to be using dirty coal for the masterpiece you shot down in the backwoods! So come on down to Strickland Propane and pick yourself up a tank.
That's damn right! Mr. Strickland always says "Taste the meat, not the heat."
the Chad Boomer
he is father of 2 Kids and Grandfather of 5
Propane is cow farts. i want to eat the meat of the cow. not its fart and shit you incest texan
Poke & smoke, dem real boys be grilling and leavin' your mouth watery, you feel.
I am going to have to disagree with you right there, friend. Propane offers a great taste and does not come from 'cow farts; as you mentioned. No sir, we get our propane from the by-product of two other processes, natural gas processing and petroleum refining. You'll be eating the cow, I'll tell ya what. And no I do not do 'incest'! The hell?
Idi believe I feel you, fellow African American. I hope you are doing your part in supporting true American grilling by using Strickland Propane's propane and propane accessories.
based grill thread
baste and grillpilled
Some steaks on the grill and ice cold drinks in the cooler, one of the finest things in the world.
gas grilling is lame, the smoky flavor is what makes grilled food so good. Charcoal or wood only for me
>Tfw you will never grill an aberdeen angus burger for your oneitis
Why even live?
Boy, if I had a dollar for every ignorant griller who's said that. You could be grilling like the greatest men in history. I'll tell ya what, I'll give you 50% off on this here fine propane grill. What do you say?
Fer fucks sake rand, this isn't a damn game no more boy. The shit winds are whistling and the shit hawks are chirping, can't you feel it in the wind boy? These winds are picking up pace and soon it will be a fuckin shitstorm and the shit apocalypse. Just hit the liquor randy boy, forget the fuckin cheeseburgers and let the liquor give you the answers
STREAKING!!
LOOK AT THIS DICK BOOMERS
FUCK YOU GUYS
>runs off with a burger
'errow, you wan bat rare, medium or werr done?
It's kind of crazy to think how radically different the boomer grillman's frame of reality is from the far left/right zoomer. Neither of them really know the truth though, it's impossible to predict the future.
That's a pretty good beer. Very piney.
That man lost friends in the war, but he can still laugh while grilling.
Guess what lads? The old ball and chain's said yes to the bimmer, kids are fucking ecstatic (so am I really, if you know what I mean hehe)
Tony's doing well at his degree, his boyfriend's a lovely chap. Angela's English and law degree is coming along nicely too, got to meet her boyfriend, Amir. Lovely lad. Anyways, I'll see you later for the NHS clap alright? Have a good one!
Ehhh everybody needs a break every so often.