Make the right choice, incels

The red pair of glasses with square lenses please.

Seeing underwear obviously.
>Hahah you strike me as the kind of girl to wear [insert the color of her underwear] underwear

She blushes, is confused. Another day, you repeat it when she has a differently colored underwear. They don't understand how you do it. They try to fool you etc.

Just like in some corny porn. You're mysterious and they love that.

Left pair of spectacles.

bisexual so the red one obviously