>choke myself on dildos
>my girlfriend
Well, at least she won't find you dead with a dildo down your throath, a nose full of amyle nitrate poppers and nylon stockings around your neck, faggot!
Cocklust
I guess I'm not that far gone yet, the cocklust leaves my body once I cum.
You're correct
>choking on a turd
>"woman"
You also wish you weren't a stinky fucking nigger
My boyfriend sends me pictures of his cock and i start salivating. God, i miss it.
Once this lockdown shit is over I'm immediately going to his house.
>I'm on a 15 day edging streak and I took some pictures today for setting up a grindr profile. I'm so insanely horny that as soon as I get home I'll fucking do it and set up a date for real. I need some juicy BBC in me as soon as possible.
Enjoy being fined for breaking quarantine and having to explain to the police you did it for the cocks.
Glad I could help. Pornhub has some nasty ass amateur bitches.
>fined for breaking quarantine
>fined for exercising my right to free movement and free association
U wot?
Must suck living in a police state dystopia
>tfw want to trade blowjobs with an user so bad
Wish it wasn't so hard to meet robots
Why is this gay ass cuck thread up
You guys are cucks