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ive had 3 wanks today

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3 wonks in the bonk

Still no game..gonna be so annoyed if this only turns up in the evening.

my galaxy buds are arriving today! what a pleasant surprise!

I've had 0 wanks because my dad is working from home and I'm gonna explode. One of those Tenga Eggs in the wardrobe though for when I do get a second alone.

quick shout out to all the qt Greggs workers out there

>tenga egg
is this some kind of tranny thing or is it just a fleshlight for wimps?

what game even is this that has you so worked up?

Second day of work, already feel like quitting. Blisters so bad from the work boots they make us wear, so today I wore 2 pairs of thick socks and still ended up with them on the bottom of my toes. Only did 5.30 to 12 but it went so slow, I kept checking the clock and 30 minutes had gone when I felt like I had been there 3 hours. Only one break as well.

So much for a new me.

>he sits around in a sulk waiting for his game to be delivered
Downloading Control via torrent this very second and I don't even want it because it looks fucking shit :]

Its a single use fleshlight

Visited the famous Frenspring and bathed in its womfy waters. I felt all the nasty posts in me just wash away.

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your work boots get more comfy when you break them in, give it two weeks and you'll be fine.

Where you working big lad?

Is it common for people to go out in their pajamas? I've lived in the city for about a year now and the amount of women I see in the corner shop in pajamas and a dressing gown is pretty high. I wouldn't go out like that

newsflash lad - minwage retail jobs fucking suck

>mfw amazon parcel just arrived

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i really didnt like control at first, but i kept playing it and then i was really really enjoying it despite how it ran like shit
dashing around with the shotgun was very satisfying and i liked exploring the map once i'd figured out my way around and stopped getting lost

it's a good game lad
don't know why you'd play it on console though, i wouldnt enjoy it at half the framerate and not being able to aim

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Fuck off and die you cunt
Animal crossing

scutters in the city do it because they have no self respect. Us country folk wouldnt be seen like that.

No that's not common, that's fucking pathetic and shouldn't be tolerated

Animal Crossing of course liddio

as in most things, women get away with it
blokes would be refused service in most cases, but women can slob around as much as they want and people let them for an easy life

Not the same user actually lid, am patient waiting on my delivery, not sure wtf is wrong with the other lad

also jesse is fit as
dont care what benders say

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And you didn't simply buy a digital copy and start playing right away because.....?

Cant afford a gaming computer fella, otherwise I wouldnt bother with a console. My Xbox is all I have

got quite the journey ahead of me lads

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I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE YOU

Any houseshare lads have a cheeky drawer pantry

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who the fuck imports sausages from Glasgow

as a poormong my computer is the best investment i've ever made
hours of fun for free, don't have to pay subscriptions and don't have to buy games or worry about sales and dlc and that

wouldnt trade it for the world

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Part deux of my shit diet wahey

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