What are some good ways to masturbate as a male?

what are some good ways to masturbate as a male?

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>Left Hand
>Right Hand
>Both Hands
>Hump an object
>Fuck a flesh light
>Fuck a piece of food
>stick something inside of your urethra
>Stick something up your ass
>milk your prostate
>Train yourself to ejaculate hands free
>Go to sleep and lucid dream yourself into an ejaculation

Those are a few of the solo ways, you can double up with a friend for some mutual masturbation though

masturbating is bad and kills your dick.
don't believe me?
keep doing it then.

l like to use my hand.

i dunno i get boners every day annoyingly enough.

How is masturbation even real ahahah nigga just use your hand ahahaha

With a silicone horsecock pounding my prostate

I stuck a onahole mouth thingy in my diaper and humped it while plugged. Wasn't as good as I hoped. I want to try electric stimulation like this guy but that shit is too fucking expensive:
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My favorite way atm is to just use a magic wand over my diapered pp.
I started jacking off when I was six and would do it 10 times a day, up to 14 times a day until my first ejaculation, to which is started dropping to 4 times a day. Been beating my meat twice a day for the last nine years. I've been choking my mutilated chicken for 23 years straight, user. How exactly is my dick dying?

bumping before i go sleep and dream of fuggD:DD

im not gay but this webm is really hot to me

user, I think I may have some bad news for you

Fleshlights would be cool if cleaning them was a chore. Neglect to clean them once and their quality goes down substantially. Even if you wear a condom you still have to clean them because those things are not fun without the right amount of lube in them. Also you need a syringe for the lube.

>Get hair dryer
>Turn it on mad
>Left hand goes on dick
>Hair drier burns your balls
Best feeling in the fucking world, you can do not taking it away until you cum if you are feeling adventurous but it can be dangerous so watch out

what the actual fuck is this real holy shit

I like wanking off now gripping as loose as possible and doing long drawn out strokes. It lets me do the BIG CUMS

I discovered when I was 14
You aren't supposed to actually hurt yourself, the feeling of intense warm down there is incredible

Got any more of this? It's pretty hot desu

don't try the vacuum
just don't
i did and my dick hurt for almost a week

nice shimakaze cosplay tho

automatic onahole, lots of lube, virtual glasses, illusion hentai game.

Anybody know a good relatively inexpensive Fleshlight? Seems like the "official" one is just overpriced as fuck.

I bought a fake ass to fuck for 50$ off Amazon. Pretty good but I don't have lube and the holes got looser over time. Also, it's relatively large and heavy, messy and hard to clean so it's a bit of a pain in the ass to use. I recommend just getting a tenga egg for like 15$, way easier and feels nearly as good

They really fuckin do stretch over time, especially if you're a girthy lad. If you have big ween, egg might not work as well btw.

Onahole + onahole warmer + VR + adderall + weed

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Rip you trying to have kids.

>tenga egg
It looks like it only goes over the head and would never get close to the shaft? What's the point... my own hand would feel better.

Is this for circumcised guys with tiny penises? I feel like that would be way too much on the head without any shaft pleasure for me.

It's really stretchy. I thought it would only fit on my head too put it stretched fairly far down my shaft. Feels really nice. You just have to be careful not to break a hole through it

What's your length? From looking at the pictures I don't see how this could stretch down my shaft. It would just cover the head and go less than half way down, even when stretched like pic related.

It looks like it has stretched 3-4 inches at most and stretching it further would surely put so much pressure pulling against the head with minimal pressure at the sides.

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>user, I think I may have some bad news for you
what is it

Fold a pillow in half and fuck the crease.

any DIY fleshlights?

Reading this made me wince. Circumcised are you? Your poor shrivelled up dessicated keratinized insensitive mushroom.