Check out this sword! Its light but strong and surprisingly flexable

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You're retarded.

This is like the most popular brand of shitty chink sword. They all have the same bigass ring at the bottom, they're not sharp, they CAN'T be sharp, you can literally bend them into an L, and they're super awkward to hold, especially with the paracord. They have the same metalic spraypaint on them to make them look cool but that falls of after 8 seconds, I hope everyone not intensely mad at op is just suppressing out of politeness or is disabled and has never seen one of these on the internet.

looks like the kind of a thing a london gang member would have stuffed down his joggers

You know flexibility is one of the most important features to a blade so it doesn't snap. I've had one of these blades and accidently cut my finger surprisingly easy

I like that it's blue put at the same time you can tell it's cheap paint and the design is pretty cringe. I guess it could work but still.

Flexibility means it can bend back. This is literally just a piece of metal that looks like a sword, and you probably cut your fingers opening bottles of onions milk so that doesn't suprise me.

You actully can becuase the handel is long enough and the holes can be clipped to a wasteband. Just position the blade point before the kneecap.

yeah no shit you can, I've done it. problem is these things are garbage at anything that isn't murdering someone and then throwing them into a lake

buddy what the f*** do you think swords are made out of other than metal?

It bends to a curved 45 max under pressure but snaps back. I could use it as a 2 handed machete prob and its more than enough to kill many full grown men with my dojokuno kata.

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Well most killing swords are only good for that. If you use a expensive great longsword for anything else youll destroy it.

He must be a nigger lol

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21 foot rule bitches. you gotta move.

... that thing is neither expensive nor a longsword. it's a longer dagger. actually, that's still to much. it's a vaguely sharpened piece of spray painted low quality stainless steel with an okayish point. you could take a long but slim stick and cut a pointy end into it and you'd get something of roughly the same value. this is a disposable murder weapon and nothing else. at least it's not as bad as those cringy "zombie killers"

Maybe its mass produced but its still good quality and properly anodized colored. There is a upper limit where you can pump as much money as you want and its not better.

But that's the point even the expensive long swords break if you use them for anything else. So whats the point?

Its 28inch long. So dagger no.

It has no practical purpose, that's the point. If you want to larp as a prepper, get a hatchet. it's infinitely more useful. The thing about hilariously expensive longswords is that they look good as wall decoration. if you unironically display a 20 dollar sword in your apartment you're lost anyway. they look cheap, they feel cheap, they are cheap

Found the original retard
also nice retard gets

Watch out user! Orcs are about!

Pretty cool, how much did you pay for it?

What if I throw the sword?

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I study the blade too. This is a chinese "saber." Its basically a katana.

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Dude I got the same fucking blade. And then I saw it in the movie step brothers.

Is there some meme or origin story behind it? why do we all have the same sword