Went to frat parties at uni

>went to frat parties at uni
>just got uncomfortably drunk and made small talk with other random drunk people while shitty music played
>never any real opportunity to hook up with girls like how its portrayed in movies and stuff
is this really what everyone is upset they missed out on? or was my experience unusual?

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i went through uni not even making one friend just sitting in my flat alone and going to classes where necessary

They sent you to the distraction party so you wouldn't find out about the real one crash it.

what music was playing in that party?

The good news is you can still go on Grindr and get TOPPED, lose your virginity M8

Some retro 80s, MJ and Boy George etc

OP, I went to non-frat parties and hooked up with girls. You just had bad luck.

Sounds like you are a cuck or simply gay. Maybe try going to a all male party and fuck some bussy?

Exact same experince as me. I have no idea what to do at parties. I usually just cracked jokes and made small talk. How people convert that into flirting with a girl I have no idea- I just feel creepy if I try and flirt. What do you even say? Not to mention that some girl at a party will probably just be annoying anyway and not gf material

I think it's a very usual experience- movies raise our expectations of reality too high

>Implying he is not autistic and has a small penis

You mean Buoy Georgeford?

top 40s shit and country and sometimes stuff like queen

What kind of fucking boomer parties did you go to? Sounds like some middle aged person's wedding

gay

And gay damn OP suck dick already

You and OP should measure dick size post them faggot

I would bet you are a manlet and dicklet thats why

Nah. I don't feel like being a degenerate.

It is already well beyond passed this though pop your buhymen already

Death Grips, Lil Peep, and a bit of Mongolian throat singing.

You already are though get TOPPED lol

Mongolian throat singing? Isn't this slang for sissy cock sucking?

i love watching how they insult OP, thanks anons

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trap, brap, and crap

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No true relationships are made from Grindr. All it does is add onto existing abuse from childhood. Go fuck yourself sodomite.

He did ask a question, it boils down to him being either gay or degenerate most assuredly both.

The only person who wants a relationship in Grindr is some bottom fag go get TOPPED you sissy fuck

kek, i love this

It reeks of Summer in here

Summer didn't stop on Yas Forums around 2009

Can you vocaroo your voice? I want to know if you are a man or a sissyboi?

You reek of used boipussy user

Robots do not go to partys unless a hot trap is there