Damn guys I didn't know Tinder was this easy. I might lose my virginity tonight. See ya losers

Damn guys I didn't know Tinder was this easy. I might lose my virginity tonight. See ya losers

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lmao nais

ebin brother

nooooo it wasnt supposed o be like thisss

>she isn't my type
you can have her. 0/10

How do you plan to bypass lockdown?
Go get 'er tiger

Lockdown isn't real. Cops don't want corona either, so unless you're driving on the wrong side of the road at 3 AM, no one's going to hassle you.

damn niqqa whats ur profile look like?

there are chads on this board

Giga cope Lmao
T. Virgin

gotta be a tranny, only reasonable explanation
that or OP gymcelled for a year to get pussy

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OP keep us informed, if its success or disaster we will be here for you

Not a tranny, just a thot

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post profile right now

More pics pls user I want to see more of those thot milkers

>pansexual
Bring condoms.

Gl nigger. Try not getting aidsed.

Idk about titties but I'm gonna be all in that ass tonight

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She sent you one message, don't get cocky, brother. You're here forever.

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You have been muted for 2 seconds, because this isn't the tranny spam we wanted you to post

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You have been muted for 8 seconds, because this isn't the BBC spam we wanted you to post

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Perfect because it's their own transphobia making them upset

Make that two messages, pessimist

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looks like a fucking beast look at those fat feet
good luck getting literally crushed OP

Good luck user Bring some booze or weed, get to making out, then eat pussy and or finger her till she cums. then put your prick in make sure to be rough with this girl/ dirty talk, slapping ass choking that sort of thing

She wants to be fucked not made love too if that makes sense

make sure to tell us how it goes man

nothing but a pump and dump.
Guess that is what she wants.

If it goes well user might get a fuck buddy to practice with but don't for fuck sake start going out with this girl

good job user gtfo here please it destroys your brain i look like this and cant get laid cause of r9k and PSL forums

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do some chest and why the fuck are your shoulders so round?

this isnt very impressive. You live in portland, meaning you're a typical white guy, probably taller than 6 feet, average face. Life is already easy mode for you. Portland is also full of whores with little to no standards for who they fuck. I know from personal experience. Honestly the fact that you're just now losing your virginity is pretty fucking sad. It's not like you're a short, ugly guy with shit genetics and a bad childhood

its so funny how women will treat men in polar opposite ways based on nothing more than looks

nice she is cute
i guess i hate women now

i do chest and back everyday now at home fit always roasts me.

I'm not an expert but it actually looks like your underdeveloped chest is to blame for your shit posture. looks like your back muscles are "pulling" your shoulders back.

but nice job on defining the core and some pretty good arms too