Its so cute when the roasts try to shove our own shit back in our face

its so cute when the roasts try to shove our own shit back in our face

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She's really understating frmale standards, and throwing a bunch of shit in the male standards that is about thr male himself. No such equivalent on the female side such as how she wants him to have hobbies and interests while having none herself.

>Confident and assertive

i.e. has a 10 inch penis

>Is good in bed

i.e has a 10 inch penis

>Relatively tall

i.e. has a 10 inch penis


All jokes aside though, the first one is a lot more to ask for than most people think it is, a confident assertive man is about as valuable and rare as a trad wife, you're basically asking for a man who is able to hold his own against any and everyone when it's probably more difficult to do that than it is to be under 120 pounds as a woman, which is really all most guys expect of you.

What the fuck does she even count as "hobbies and interests"?
For something to be a hobby does it have to be productive, like playing an instrument or something artistic or making tables or chairs or something like that?
And what counts as an interest? Cause there are people that like trains or other autistic shit, and they even call them special interests, but I have a feeling that's not the kind of thing she wants in a man.
Also what the fuck does "relatively tall" mean? Relative to what? The average man? So she wants a guy that 6'5"? That's a very small amount of men. That's very fucking picky.

Also confidence, as far as I can tell, is a matter of having early childhood social success, and it builds from there, if you have a neurological disorder or a mental illness or an insecure bond with your parents from a young age you'll be socially excluded, meaning you can't catch up, meaning you can't be confident because you don't have all those years of positive reinforcement that other people have had. You can learn to not give a fuck, but that's not the same thing as confidence.

whenever someone says to get hobbies and interests they are usually telling you to get some type of socially acceptable outdoors hobby that makes you seem cool. collecting baseball cards isn't considered a cool hobby. that's what they actually mean. there aren't many hobbies you can do in your own home that are considered cool hobbies, the best you can hope for is something like playing an instrument, woodworking, being some type of artist. that's about it

You are triggered
Clearly triggered
Triggered
You guys know it's true but too hypocritical and stubborn to think critically

Also wanted to say, yeah being masculine is good, but probably a woman's view of masculinity is not ever showing weakness and having lots of money, exercise and eating right is good for you, fuck what women want, and good in bed probably means "has fucked lots of women before".

All the shit in the left side that supposedly we want from women is bullshit. Honestly I'd date an ex porn star or a black girl or Asian girl or whatever.

She doesn't have to be perfect, just non abusive, not 300 pounds, and loves me, and isn't a brainwashed Marxist.

theres plenty of cool shit you can do, why be so cynical about it? martial arts, skateboarding, cannabis cultivation, astronomy, are you bitter because your primary hobby is bideo gayums

skateboarding done at home? what the fuck
none of those are considered cool hobbies to normies you twit astronomy lmao yea that gets pussies wet

It is interesting how you completely gloss over the fact that men's preferences are something women have control over (they weight, personality, etc), while female preferences are about traits that men have no control over (height, penis size, jawline, etc). You can't compare the two.