Its so cute when the roasts try to shove our own shit back in our face

its so cute when the roasts try to shove our own shit back in our face

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She's really understating frmale standards, and throwing a bunch of shit in the male standards that is about thr male himself. No such equivalent on the female side such as how she wants him to have hobbies and interests while having none herself.

>Confident and assertive

i.e. has a 10 inch penis

>Is good in bed

i.e has a 10 inch penis

>Relatively tall

i.e. has a 10 inch penis


All jokes aside though, the first one is a lot more to ask for than most people think it is, a confident assertive man is about as valuable and rare as a trad wife, you're basically asking for a man who is able to hold his own against any and everyone when it's probably more difficult to do that than it is to be under 120 pounds as a woman, which is really all most guys expect of you.

What the fuck does she even count as "hobbies and interests"?
For something to be a hobby does it have to be productive, like playing an instrument or something artistic or making tables or chairs or something like that?
And what counts as an interest? Cause there are people that like trains or other autistic shit, and they even call them special interests, but I have a feeling that's not the kind of thing she wants in a man.
Also what the fuck does "relatively tall" mean? Relative to what? The average man? So she wants a guy that 6'5"? That's a very small amount of men. That's very fucking picky.

Also confidence, as far as I can tell, is a matter of having early childhood social success, and it builds from there, if you have a neurological disorder or a mental illness or an insecure bond with your parents from a young age you'll be socially excluded, meaning you can't catch up, meaning you can't be confident because you don't have all those years of positive reinforcement that other people have had. You can learn to not give a fuck, but that's not the same thing as confidence.

whenever someone says to get hobbies and interests they are usually telling you to get some type of socially acceptable outdoors hobby that makes you seem cool. collecting baseball cards isn't considered a cool hobby. that's what they actually mean. there aren't many hobbies you can do in your own home that are considered cool hobbies, the best you can hope for is something like playing an instrument, woodworking, being some type of artist. that's about it

You are triggered
Clearly triggered
Triggered
You guys know it's true but too hypocritical and stubborn to think critically

Also wanted to say, yeah being masculine is good, but probably a woman's view of masculinity is not ever showing weakness and having lots of money, exercise and eating right is good for you, fuck what women want, and good in bed probably means "has fucked lots of women before".

All the shit in the left side that supposedly we want from women is bullshit. Honestly I'd date an ex porn star or a black girl or Asian girl or whatever.

She doesn't have to be perfect, just non abusive, not 300 pounds, and loves me, and isn't a brainwashed Marxist.

theres plenty of cool shit you can do, why be so cynical about it? martial arts, skateboarding, cannabis cultivation, astronomy, are you bitter because your primary hobby is bideo gayums

skateboarding done at home? what the fuck
none of those are considered cool hobbies to normies you twit astronomy lmao yea that gets pussies wet

It is interesting how you completely gloss over the fact that men's preferences are something women have control over (they weight, personality, etc), while female preferences are about traits that men have no control over (height, penis size, jawline, etc). You can't compare the two.

>tfw i will never make it, or get anywhere in life.

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>you can control personality
Nigger become extraverted chad if that's so

You can't change it completely, but you can easily control it.

so you aren't an extroverted chad but you think you can easily control who you are lol?

Control it to become extraverted chad then. I dare you. Do it faggot

I can easily not be an asshole. Also i can be nice with very little effort, even if i don't want to.

that is called being a standard human being, everyone can do that...

Exactly.

>origdfskjhgfs

i can control being mean or nice! im in control
that is some peabrain shit right there

That is a singular example, you inbred. Fact of the matter is, not only can everyone control their actions, they can control their thoughts, and thoughts are the basis of personality. You can easily get rid of many negative traits by changing the way you think, with very little effort.

delusional positive thinking cope
youve read one too many self help books, and i know that because ive read one too many self help books too

Become extraverted immediately. Do it!

I've never read a single self help book, that stuff is just made to prey on vulnerable people. My beliefs are only from personal observation and introspection.

>get bullied all throughout childhood
>enter adulthood with no friends
>can't help but think that you've been tipped out of a decent life

ahaha just change your way of thinking lol it's not that hard haha just pretend that you never had any bad experiences haha :)))))

You can't just change your personality on a whim, you idiot. Besides, introversion and extroversion isn't a singular trait, it's the cumulative effect of many traits. To become extroverted, you need to see every individual reason why you aren't, lack of self confidence for example, and work on those.

It's not entirely innacurate. A lot of people on this board have ridiculously unrealistic standarts while simultaneously screaming that women only want Chad.

>ahaha just change your way of thinking lol it's not that hard
Exactly. It's called therapy. Except that in it's entirety, it isn't simple or easy, though many parts of it are.

Saved. One of the most perfect images I've seen on this board. You incel cucks are the epitome of soi and you don't even realize it.

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you should write one because you can make some decent money writing the asinine shit you believe in, people love reading about positive thinking, it makes them feel safe and secure

those extroverted chads surely do spend hours pondering their personality the way you do, don't they? they are so introspective. its very apparently they are deep thinking intellectuals

None of my standards are anywhere near that high though. I have even less that I want than the representation on the right. Whoever made this image is delusional

>Get physically abused throughout childhood by parental figure
>Develop massive trust issues
>Develop massive intimacy issues
>Repeats cycle of self-abuse by dating abusive girls
>Cannot have normal or fullfilling sexual intercourse or a normal love life
We're all on this board or, hell, this whole website because of how unfairly society or relatives treated us. Most of us, regardless of success, getting laid or having friends, have issues more profound than what normalfags are accustomed to coming from experiences most normalfags only ever heard about. This is why therapy exists and I know therapy is not a miracle cure and that many here tried it without success, but it's your best bet against those issues. I, personally, have a great therapist, but most of that work comes from me. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in some form of weird Romance limbo where I can never trust women even when they spend a lot of effort caring about me while only really feeling secure in abusive relationships with girls playing yoyo with my feelings. That's the only motivation I run on.
I'm only speaking for myself, though, but I'm sure you can learn to make friends.

I don't even care for all that shit, I just want a woman who loves me for being myself. Keeping up this gymcel shit is hard when my dick is 4 inches hard. Turning down women because they have this preconceived idea of abs equals big penis kinda hurts. I feel for you micropeen bros.

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>This is why therapy exists and I know therapy is not a miracle cure and that many here tried it without success, but it's your best bet against those issues

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It works for me, why couldn't it work for you?

because for one thing im not braindead like you. i honestly want to be a therapist because its incredibly lucrative easy work. you give morons idiot advice and they think its wonderful
how do you fall for this dumb shit lmao

Works On My Bio-machine (TM)

Did i ever say that you need introspection to be extroverted? I said you need it to change yourself. Learn to read.

then change yourself and be a pussy slaying chad. i totally believe in you bro, positive vibes
hahahah

sudo apt install chad-personality
--package not found

There are some good points to be made in this image, especially because what men usually want in a woman is about as contradictory as what women want in a guy.

But it misses the point, like a lot of incel posts do, because it just mocks the opposition without attempting to understand them. I know it's a meme, but the issue with that is most internet discourse is carried out or catalyzed by memes. We've slipped from the goofy lolrandom stuff of the 2010s, all the way through the post-modern ironic shit of the mid-10s, and now we're starting to see an attempt to actually discuss or create discussion through memes. So I think we have to start looking at them a bit more seriously than we currently do.

It also goes without saying that most guys spend a majority of their time absent of female interaction; so they have time, involuntarily given but still present, to find hobbies and other interests/activities to absorb themselves in. This leads a lot of them to neglect their emotional, personal, and physical development, and they end up crafting a fantasy girl based on the qualities they perceive themselves and others to lack. Their fantasy is really just an amalgamation of their own niche interests coupled with what I believe is a subconscious admission of their own faults.

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>basically all of the "his standards" bit is just hilariously overblown strawmen

I expect nothing less from roasts.

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