So user, what's the most pathetic thing you've done because of your loneliness/lack of gf/virginity?

So user, what's the most pathetic thing you've done because of your loneliness/lack of gf/virginity?

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I fell for the self improvement meme

What eventually happened?

Cum into lubed socks and inserted a pen in my ass. It didnt Go out and i had to waddle like a Pinguin to the nearest bus, then to a train, and then take a walk. It was a 60min tour. I told the doctor i was olaying with my gf and she did it but in reality i was alone

Realized that girls don't give a shit about things you have actual control over (barring basic things like not being obese or smelling bad). It's all about what you're born with unless you end up making well into the six figures and by that point how can you even look a gold digger in the eye?

I fucked a 43 yo woman and lost my virginity, them I fucked the same woman and a friend of hers in the same bed. My life has no meaning.

>constantly jerk off to my celebrity crush while imagining we are a couple and pretending that she loves me

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What's her name?
Originalio

Listening to ASMR girlfriend roleplay videos all day every day. I am dependent on them for falling asleep. Softcore ERPing and getting ghosted almost immediately every time for like five years, but continuing to try anyway to stave off the loneliness. Watching cute-girls-doing-cute-things anime. Reading cutesy romantic-comedy manga. Saving and cataloguing thousands upon thousands of images of 2D girls. Laying in bed for hours a day, daydreaming about meeting a girl I could relate to well and falling in love. There is a lot, really.

Lauren Mayberry
>tfw seen ex-crushed dressed similar fashion to her

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In a night of sad desperation I messaged every single match i'd ever had on bumble again, sometimes i'd just record random voice messages.

I've also made a profile on one of those sugar daddy websites but quickly deleted it a day or 2 later.

I'm 26 years old and I've only ever had one girlfriend, from when I was 16 to 18 years old I dated this really attractive girl from my school.

Long story short, I've been jerking off to the same nudes she's sent me legitimately for almost a decade. Jerking off is really not doing it for me anymore, so I have to find increasingly shameful and dangerous ways to get off.

Long story short, I find 18-19 year old guys on Yas Forums and /soc/ and I record sound and footage of them on webcam jerking off to my ex girlfriend as I send them more and more pictures of her and ask the young guys to tell me what they would do to her given the chance. I feel bad about it but, I know if I was able to experience sex and love and intimacy the way 90% of the people in our society do I wouldn't have been slowly pushed to such extreme and disrespectful depravity. I'm not even bi, I'm straight, it's just that to get off with another girl I have to spend time finding one and then pay her a lot of money but to get off with another guy it's free and takes me like 10 minutes to find one. Pic related.

[Spoiler] if you're interested in doing this with me then drop your discord.

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>sending people nudes of your then-16 year old girlfriend
naughty naughty user, daddy FBI is going to show up and give you some big punish tee hee ;3

Shes 2 years older than me.

Alright enough playing around. Just give me the fucking nudes you stupid bitch

>when shes under 16
I called the FBI enjoy your jail pedo

Degraded myself on cam sites for the praise of strangers.

[email protected]

We can talk when I get home from work

Accepted for mom to take my v-card

Kek, what a retard you are. Don't bother replying, I don't wanna waste energy arguing about why you're wrong. Maybe leave r9k and never come back, this echo chamber is doing you no good

Paid around $500 for a escort only to kiss and hug her. It was as awkward as you can imagine.

This was before e girls were a thing. I "orbited" Ashley from the Fresh Prince. And fell in love with her. I deluded myself into believing I had a chance with this woman almost twenty years older than me. I'd think about her everyday and fantasize about our lives together. On one episode of the Fresh Prince, she brought home this thug and introduced him as her boyfriend. I got genuinely angry that she would ever choose someone like that over me and felt a sense of satisfaction when her dad kicked the boy out of the house.

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paid money to indian scammer for nudes

Having to dig deep here I never had the "tfw no gf" sentiment but the worst probably is at 17 I spent a year looking online for a milf to fuck for about two hours a day. Maybe that was just me being horny.

I do the same but with my 2D waifu. I've even have a complete head canon describing how we met, our first date, first kiss, first time having sex, her moving to my country, our life married, and kids. Haven't worked out the last part yet, although once In the mall I saw an elderly couple kiss, then I imagined me and my waifu growing together and I had to run to the terrace to cry and smoke hidden behind some plant pots.

I began writing how I got infatuated with a non-boyfriend-free girl and how we flirted and how it all turned to shit and how I'm still feeling it 2 years later because it was the first time in more than a decade that I felt in love and yadda yadda but than I realised that I've spent at least 6000-7000eurobucks on camgirls throughout the past 2-3 years

Holy fuck are you me?
very originally of course

I fell for the eldritch magic meme

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Continue living.
What a fucking stupid idea.

Bought a fleshlight. I only had 'sex' (one pump chump) once and after that i never gotten any again.

Sucked a hooker's toes

Posted my dick on Yas Forums for fags to gawk at.