Calls boyfriend

>calls boyfriend
>he answers
>he starts telling me abt how he punched his wall earlier and there might be a hole in it now

this is so based guys ive always wanted an edgy bf who punches walls i think i have made it

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And here I am without a gf, fuck you and I'm glad you're happy.

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is he a qt emo boy?

>think I made it
>doesn't love him
better hurry it up and fall for him before life passes you by.

AMERICAN WALLS LMFAO

kyle wont punch through this european shit

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oh absolutely 100% he even has an ahegao hoodie

who said i didnt love him? uwu
he isn't american though

bro if he european and he got drywall he is never gonna make it

Wait until he punches you in your hideous jaw.

now that's some good fucking shit right there.

he isnt a eurofag user
honestly i can't wait for that its kinda part of my kinks ;x

oreganololipopsonline

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>there might be a hole in it now
Cardboard walls?
I've heard that US houses are pretty cheap, with cardboard doors and fails wall made of single layer of plank, is that true?
Because in my place, to make a hole in a wall, you would need a drill.

somehow i think you are actually more autistic than my bf!! kinda cutetho awwww

>my kinks
You're acting brave now, you wouldn't be if he was an actual psycho and beat the shit out of you. Punch your stomach hard enough to make you puke and ravage your nasty roast afterwards while choking you till you pass out.

my bedroom door is made of thin wood and is hollow on the inside. something became unhinged on the inside and moves around when the door is moved. i guess it's the cardboard you speak of.

>who said i didnt love him?
how much do you love him desu?

BROO THATS FUCKING LEWDDDD YESSSSSSS thats turning me on quite honestly.....

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>hollow on the inside.
Yikes.
What's the heaviest door in your house?
I just want to compare with mine (I know mine's better, just preparing to flex).

Adding more insult to injury would be your ugly, bloody face covered with his cum as you sit sobbing and trembling in a corner.

i love him so much that i would meet him on r9k, sleep call basically every night, and give him my address so he can come rape me in my sleep:) thanks for asking user!

dude stop im gonna fcking coom

Then what nationality is he? We must determine wall density

You skanks are really nothing more that fist and cum receptacles.

he is a qt aussie bf v.v i think he said he has a plastered wall so its probably easier to punch desu

Here me out, I think you are both probably retarded.

yeah i am (bf)

i mean i would agree with that statement desu

are you a gayboy?

it should not surprise me that this wasn't original

im a girl (girl) !

adding more bc comment wasnt origgiigigigi

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You two boys need to go get help okay, now run along and don't forget to take your meds.

dont worry user i remind him to take his meds everyday, i have a 3am alarm set for it actually. i on the other hand dont take meds:)

how many other guys have you slept with before you got your edgy bf?

awww im a virgin user:) been saving it for my future qt husbando:)

Good for you, are you taking yours too?

maybe u didnt see my msg user but i dont take meds. i dont have any to take, never been to a therapist/doctor (for mental health stuff) etc

You seem like you should though, you should okay an appointment with a psychiatrist.

>im a girl (girl) !
well shit I believe you now!

im curious, why do people make these shitty larp threads?

This is a low effort larp. If you're going to make shit up, atleast make the story interesting...

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why do u think that sir o.e
lel do u now user
this actually did happen but i thought it would make for a funny thread so i posted it! v.v