What do robots coom to?

Having a qt gf that cucks me

Having a mommy gf wrap her arms around me while I cry and calm me down, telling me everything will be alright, with an aura of optimism and a beaming smile that's both soothing and contagious. Stroking my hair and calling me baby, talking to me like I'm a baby, telling me how adorable I look in thick babyish diapers, dressing me up to look like a giant baby, and how cute my small pp is. I would really like to be dead right now.

3d/2d feet but have to have socks on
normal feet are kinda ew
also 2d loli
2d incest
etc

the loli tag on ex

Male/Male/Female bisexual threesomes.

I want a gf who will fool around with a twink that sucks me and takes my dick, before we discard him and I finish with her. Occasionally with a chad as well where I bottom for him.

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>Blacked Asians and blacked hentai edits and blacked SFM
kill yourself

i think you'd have a better chance of getting that on plebbit you should go there

That's pretty hot, not gonna lie. Never been in one of those, would be down if it was a cute twink and sexy little nymph

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Exhibitionist hentai and softcore humiliation. There's no hope for me.

Ayy

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Muscle girls are the only thing worth cooming to
Once this quarantine is over Imma marry one

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Sometimes I get hard browsing threads like this or stuff on /gif/.

Then I go to rule34hentai, log in and search for animated. I scroll through all the new stuff, skipping most of it. I usually click on Overwatch, Marie Rose, Yordles if I see them, Nier, LoZ, whatever looks good.

Once caught up I go to sankaku and look up futa. I like about 2% of futa, so I skip through a ton of shit. I then do the same with intersex -futa, taker_pov and female_pov (this one is almost never good) just to make sure my bases are covered. Futa gets me rock hard, but it's terrible to finish to.

I then do furry -futa, trap -furry, fellatio -trap and loli -fellatio. I keep doing the minuses to remove the last thing I searched for in an attempt to keep the shit I have to sift through low. Furry is rarely good. Fellatio and loli are so ubiquitous and stimulating that I save them for last so it takes something really good to grab my attention. If I feel unfulfilled, I'll also search for any of the following: stealth_sex, stealth_fellatio, pegging, goblin, shortstack, under_table or specific characters/series I like.

Then I go to sadpanda. I check out any interesting doujins on the front page, then whatever's new under furry (almost nothing good ever), futa_on_male (sometimes a couple), yaoi trap/shota/crossdressing (all three to cover my bases, I stopped doing this on sankaku because it took too long), and finally loli (usually have multiple pages of new stuff, how much I go through depends how close to blowing I am).

I then look up whatever my favorite thing was and finish to it. Sometimes, I choose to finish to a cute girl I just discovered or something like that, instead.

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This is pretty similar to the fantasies I sometimes coom to, I would like a gf that fucks other guys then brings them home to fuck me as well, I really want to be in a mmf threesome in the middle

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Tall girls, brother-sister incest, leg-lock, happy sex, cunnilingus. Love women with raspy voices and seeing their faces realistically twist, not like that aheago shit. Mostly Ao3 and h-manga stuff that's wholesome.

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fucking kill yourselves goddamn what's with all you queers

no. i love boys because they're actually fun to be around and aren't evil like women. reply to me again and i'll hunt you down and kiss you.

holy based my guy

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Gay furry feet-paws.

Based and coom-pilled

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Coomed to amateur solo porn today. I'm working my way down from super hardcore porn anal to softcore porn. I miss the days when mere cleavage used to give me a raging hard on.

Female point of view cunnilingus.

Amature twink and yaoi

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>What do robots coom to?
CUNNY

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>tall girls
>brother-sister
>twist face
I hear you. It's like we've got the same tastes or something
I prefer more feminine voices tho

okay this is based now be my gf

I can't tell you, it's a secret.
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