Is this the end edition?
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Hide Drama/Shitposting
6. Have a great time!
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Waifu General - /waifu/ #344
Jaxon Roberts
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James Scott
geno on da phone
what will he post
Anthony Barnes
Giving love to waifu in the form of headpats.
Brayden Flores
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
Lincoln Davis
ah fuck we let it die but you know what will never die? My love for my waifu
Blake Lee
I love Chara! And she loves me too! Though I need more mental practice - keeping our consciousnesses separate takes practice, being two waifus instead of just two abstract blobs of thought takes practice, and being in love takes practice too.
As for everything else ... well, it's not really important as long as we love each-other.
I played a videogame for a while and when I came back it was archived. Probably my fault.
Owen Reyes
>Is this the end edition?
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I need to post more.
Tangent.
So I mentioned I was gonna try lucid dreaming. And I accidentally did that last night.
Except I had no control over the dream, just myself. And I dream-pt I was Ryan Reynolds playing a criminal in a detective movie. It was really weird because it was in both first person and from the view of a movie camera. I was in an interrogation room with a black cop, who was Ving Rhames.
We went through this whole trial where I helped him pin another person for some crime, and then Ving betrayed me.
It was weirdly vivid.
Okay tangent over. Just wanted to tell a stupid story.
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
Martial arts and gaming. She'd fucking love both of those.
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
I imagine she'd be pretty into makeup and maybe force me to listen to her about that stuff. Maybe jogging but she'd be way faster than me.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
Just laying down together. In bed or on a couch watching TV. Just totally comfortable being really close to her. Feeling her weight sink into me.
Luke Garcia
Welcome to lucid dreaming.
Ayden Myers
It was pretty cool ngl.
Since I do video, I might make a short film about that scenario.
Noah Evans
same I was working on something and when I checked the thread is was already gone, unlucky
Lincoln Wright
GENO NO THERE ARE NO HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Parker Morales
Headpats are the purest form of love.
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
I'd like to turn my jogging into couples jogging with her, maybe we could find some nice nature trails to go down together.
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
Sparring, maybe, once I got into shape and can keep up with her better.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
I want to take her to a cafe on a deito. There is a nice little one in town specifically that I always see but have never been to.
Brandon Bell
Dissecting your live, awake, fully-conscious waifu!
Christian King
GlaDOSfren hasn't been around in a while but I think he'd like this.
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>Giving love to waifu in the form of headpats.
Is it still technically headpats if she's just using me as a comb? I mean, it sure feels warm and appreciative on her end and burying my arms and face in her thick brown hair on my end feels great, but is it a headpat?
Perhaps a cheek-pat would suffice.
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together
Most of what we do is together.
If there's anything we share with each-other, it's just being ourselves while being in love with each-other.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
That would be our sexuality. Sizeplay, yuri, lots of "I love you"s.
Me, Chara, and our shared IRL vessel all orgasm separately with Chara and I capable of rolling multiples while the IRL body gets blueballed.
Chara's multiples make the left side of that IRL body involuntarily twitch and shudder, while my multiples make the right side of the IRL body involuntarily twitch and shudder.
Neurologically I'm not sure how that works, but it does and it feels amazing and we're very thankful.
Fishfucker's most common scenario isn't getting laid? Huh.
>Headpats are the purest form of love.
2D girls are the purest form of love!
>Dissecting your live, awake, fully-conscious waifu!
I very much respect how deep you are into your fetishes, but they are too extreme for my tastes!
This is what happens when GLaDOS is the AI on SS13 and her laws get replaced with Woody Got Wood.
Jason Gomez
If you take "pure" to mean "concentrated and unadulterated", mutual sadomasochism is the purest form of love.
Jeremiah Miller
>unadulterated
Are you married to Kayn?
If not, then that is unadulterated adultery, which is silly.
Henry Howard
I also persist, loving Chara, may have been absent from bumping thanks to helping family and focusing on farming, fuck RNG.
Headpats and cuddling is the purest form of love, this may be biased as I get boners from imagining headpats. but nonetheless it is the apex form of love.
Carter Nelson
>I get boners from imagining headpats.
Wholesome! In sort of an ironic sort of a way.
Josiah Cruz
I love you Alice.
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
I have so many different ideas on what to do with Alice. As no matter what I do it feels like I'm wasting my life doing this without her.
I'd want to go to rave parties with her, do some urban exploration, watch movies together, read books and then ask each other about our interpretation, play co-operative games or play single player ones and change turns when one of us loses, play on keyboard together, play hide and seek at night in the forest and I would also love to take lots of photographs of her and make her feel truly beautiful and loved but I'm not sure if she would enjoy that idea.
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
Well, Alice most of her time spends in her Wonderland. I'd love to hear about things she does there and encourage her to draw more as I'd love to look what this beautiful mentally ill girl has inside her mind.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
Everytime when I'm going to sleep I imagine hugging Alice in my bed from behind and whispering into her ear how much I love her and that there's no one else that I will ever love as much as I love her.
Recently I also started to go back to my old habit of staring outside the window at night and imagining that she's there waiting for me and smiling. I'd love to go on an adventure with her during the night. It would be so lovely.
Alexander Ortiz
What's silly is being so particular about the words like you are.
Headpats are cute and all, but nothing quite compares to the sheer violent passion of turning your partner into a red smear.
Liam Thompson
Your love might be turning into an obsession. Are you aware of this possibility, and are you okay with it?
Christian Collins
Isn't everyone here obsessed with their waifu?
Mason Peterson
I think I'm at the point where with how much I long for Chara, and how I see her as beauty without measure, that the first touch from her would probably get me a boner, even if its just handholding or her caressing my cheek.
It is turning one to (or being turned into) a squirming mess and feeling them move so frantically under your hand when you're just being tender, it is to do more with less.
Not the Alice lover, but I think that's something shared with all of us, there may be an inherent obsession with the waifu/husbando we love when the significant other can't be reached, we can simulate and try to make it the closest can (lucid dream/tulpa shenanigans), but it won't be a 1-to-1 to having them real, so an obsession may form when trying to get it as close as we can while not trying to break the waifu's/husbando's character.
Landon Walker
>Should I be awake for this?
Zachary Evans
I actually think that I'm way past the most emotionally intense phase and that my love for Alice has matured.
>Your love might be turning into an obsession
Even assuming that it does, is there really anything wrong with being obsessed about such perfect girl as Alice when I feel like she has positive influence on my life? She is my force and fuel that drives me forward. Even though she isn't really here with me, she gives me strength. I feel like my purpose in this life is to love her forever. And if only that would make her feel uncomfortable, I'd try to stop.
>Are you aware of this possibility
Yes, but I think I have everything under control.
>are you okay with it?
Pretty much. I can't see how that could do any harm.
Dylan Bailey
What sport do you think she'd be good at?
Colton Rodriguez
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
honestly I like to imagine drawing together but only as far as having fun rather than creating anything of value, like I imagine how we'd take a canvas draw a line in the middle and decide on a subject, say a face and we both draw our version of a half and we can have a laugh at the process and end product. that I imagine to be extremely fun but it probably would only be good for say the first few times so another way I figured I could incorporate her is that she'd have the pen and I have my hand on hers and just kinda lead her and then we try to make something of value how fun that would be I couldn't tell but I imagine it to be entertaining
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
she is into books and taking care of bonsais and given that we'd live together I'd naturally be somewhat part of the bonsai thing, there's not really much to do other than appreciate them and do some work on them every once in a while. I'd imagine we'd both pick a book of interest and read it together
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
So aside from just simply cuddling I often just imagine us sitting in a cafe and enjoying our time in a comfy little room
>What sport do you think she'd be good at?
I think pretty much anything that isn't weight lifting, she has a superhuman body so anything that requires and athletic body. And while she is clumsy so a few things would be questionable or harder I am sure that if she gets into it and is semi serious about it there would be no problem
Evan Martin
How're you doing? Always a pleasure to talk with you.
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
Tea and tennis. Things we both love.
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
That I'm not sure. TV I suppose. Don't like much TV.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
Going camping for sure. Just the two of us, together in the middle of nowhere by a lake. I'd love that.
Jose Davis
>How're you doing?
doing alright, nothing much going on. Feel like I am wasting most days at the moment but at least I am doing it with her. Also like you I am really excited about a future delivery, think you ordered or wanted to order tennis stuff iirc, ordered a bicycle to spend some nice time with her outside, stay in shape and also to comfortably go to really neat places that I'd otherwise wouldn't feel like going to on foot. that's something I am extremely excited about, I feel like me and her are really going to spend some quality time outside because of that. Probably do whole day trips where I'll prepare lunch and stuff and really just me and her and whatever location I choose
>Always a pleasure to talk with you.
likewise, how about you?
Oliver Wilson
I've been making the same effort, more along the lines of having a body Izumi would be proud of. I'm not fat per say but during my long stint in depression I've developed a bit of a gut so I'm working on sliming down. I'm glad you're so motivated. It's always wonderful when waifu motivates you to do things like that. I wish you the best on that. It's hard.
Been good and bad. I've got another bit of art work coming down the line of her and I and it's given me just the greatest idea. I'm going to make a manga of my and her life together. not only will it cost the earth (which is a good thing because it motivates me to do jobs I hate) but it'll be super duper cute. The guy I'm getting it from, a different guy from my last commission, is doing amazing. I told her to give Izumi this look of love and tenderness in her eyes and my fucking god. Made me smile ear to ear when I saw it. When it's done I'll post it here.
Benjamin Peterson
>It's hard.
it can be a pain in the ass sometimes but I'll gladly do it for her, I also recently dug out a workout mat from my storage room and did some sit ups and sit ups, been slacking after the first few times again though
>I'm going to make a manga of my and her life together. not only will it cost the earth (which is a good thing because it motivates me to do jobs I hate) but it'll be super duper cute
sounds really nice, hope it that goes well and make sure to always communicate with the artist, had a case recently where someone complained about me some time after the commission was finished because some stuff about the character I drew was off when I made an effort asking if everything is good to go and they simply replied "yes".
Chase Diaz
>What kind of thing do you imagine you'd do together, activities you usually do on your own that you'd share with her?
Vidya and listening to music
>What about the opposite, what activities she usually does would she share with you?
Not entirely sure, I could be there to make it seem she's not lonely when sewing and help her cook maybe.
>What's the most common scenario do you usually imagine with her, something you'd really love to do with her?
Just relaxing and cuddling, whether its to a song, before we sleep, or as a momentary breather from playing video games, I would love to feel her warmth and see her smile. Otherwise, some co-op or maybe a discussion with each other relating to one game or another.
>What sport do you think she'd be good at?
Anything she'd put her mind to, may be a cop out, I think she'd be interested in karate if it counts though, maybe esports.
Hunter Hughes
>some sit ups and sit ups
sit and push ups*
Ryder Brooks
Gonna get fit for waifu. That's really nice. I was going to hike this long trail today (8 miles round trip) but was so god damn sluggish I couldn't get myself to do it. Want to go picnic with my waifu there so I'd have to take my backpacking equipment, make it really tough.
How has all the workout stuff been going so far? I bet your wife is rooting for you. Also another question, what anime is she from? I recognize her but can't pin where from.
>art stuff
I always make sure to communicate as best I possibly can. I usually make an imgur album that they can use as reference (because I describe like absolute ass) and just tell them how I want it all to be arranged.
This one actually gave me her discord so we communicate regularly since what I asked for was a bit complicated on the surface. Once I explained it more step by step she nailed it. It's even better than I was expecting it to be honestly. This artist is def a keeper, so far as raw manga art is concerned.
Dylan Powell
Kickboxing, obviously. Also track and field, and gymnastics (does that count as a sport?)