>You can have your perfect wife but first you have to rescue her from the demon lord.
Assume you have no powers or skills that you dont currently possessed, as you have been isekaid recently. What do?
You can have your perfect wife but first you have to rescue her from the demon lord
she probably chose him. let her be
No because she's probably had her holes blown out from this demon guy.
Just assume the demon lord is not a sexual entity. There is nothing sexual between them.
I don't have enough information about the situation so I don't know how I would proceed.
Two possibilities
>Winning and getting perfect wife
>Losing and dying
Both are better than my actual situation
Of course you dont, you were just isekaid.
Walk towards the demon lord and try to strike up a conversation with him obviously.
thats perfect, she wants it this way. i leave her the heck alone
He's not immediately in front of you, he's gone back to his evil lair.
this, women are not worth your time
Why rescue her if someone stronger than me will come along and 'rescue' her from me?
Oh, then I'll have to try to get some weapons I guess. I think he's a reasonable guy but his demons probably aren't. The lesser ones especially.
My perfect wife would rescue me from the demon lord instead
Ok, some knights agree to lend you a horse and some armaments.
I thank them and put on the set of plate armour. I then take the kite shield and a longsword. I doubt I know how to use anything else available.
Simple, gather up a cult of people who follow me as I declare a war on hell. People will follow you do the end of the earth if you give them a purpose. The only issue I would have is getting myself ready to fight off the lord.
offer him my boipussy in exchange for her
2 brave knights agree to join you, the others are chickenshit.
this
if she really wants to be with her knight in the shining armour she will have to work herself out of that situation
nothing can stand between her and chads dick
>rescuing a whiny, pathetic damsel from demon lord
>not having a wife demon lord
Your taste is shit!
I'm an accountant, so I guess I'd... offer to help him get his finances in order?
He agrees to hire you as a demon accountant. You even gain some demonic powers, like resistance to magic, poison, fire as well as the ability to see in the dark.
Sounds great, I like a mutually beneficial deal.
I'd go Dante's inferno on that ass. MUH BEATRICE
that gives me a good idea for an isekai plot. sgt thot destroyer himself gets teleported to the typical "demon lord attacked uwu" world with bs powers, meets the princess who is undeniably just a raging roastie desperately pretending to be pure. despite trying to avoid her at all costs he accidentally saves her life in the process of covering his own ass, giving her the biggest lady boner for him. she ends up kidnapped by the demon lord and thanks to her constantly insisting the "hero" will come save her, poor dude deadass just starting a farm and getting Yas Forums gets met with wave after wave of demons until he defeats the whole army and wins the roast as a prize :^)
>his face when
This is a weird CYOA thread
Max-out on Mage and Agility. Then do a few odd jobs and artifact hunting, until I can buy a magic Wonder Weapon.
Spend a couple of years getting to know the world, and try to gather some (preferably angelic or at least cleric) allies. And when I feel like I'm prepared enough, try to end the demon lord's reign of evil!
Man, I'd give up my life for a shot at an adventure like this. :/
he's huge
that means he has huge guts
>RIP AND TEAAAAAR
Submit myself to the demon lord and ask to be his apprentice
god created man
and firearms made them equal
I'll find a nice modest looking peasant girl and pop out a litter of babies with her and life happily ever after.