>you call *that* a penis? Pathetic.
Wat do
You call *that* a penis? Pathetic
Angel Evans
Tyler Watson
>Hmm... too small. Have him castrated and sent to the mines. Bring in the next one.
Justin Taylor
>P-please m-miss chairmen K-kim, I-I'M so sorry for my e-embarassing penis, p-please don't p-peg me again your highness
Alexander Garcia
>Dear Leader, It may appear on the small side, but I am a grower! If your excellence can be bothered to touch it with the tip of your gracious fingers, you'll see that it can grow far larger than it's apparent flaccid size.
Gabriel Sanchez
In Korea Id be larger than 99. 96% of the population, I think I would pass with flying colours.
Brody Baker
She genuinely isnt even that attractive
I hate you faggot weeb cunts FUCKING KILL YOURSELFS HOW CAN YOU WATCH THESE FUCKING CHINK CARTOONS? CHINKS ARE LIKE FUCKING ANTS HOW DO YOU GENUINELY ENJOY THE SHITE THAT THEY SPEW OUT THAT ISNT PORN? SHE LITERALLY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ALL THE OTHER CHINKS THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
Brandon King
She has access to the largest dicks ever you would fail miserably.
Luis Bell
this is what a Mongoloid female looks like without makeup u filthy coomer. I'd marry her in a second
Liam Flores
Are you dumb? Violence! You should be walking into that room covered in blood and pieces of nork flesh! When she sees your noodle flop out, she should shudder and sweat!
Charles Barnes
I doubt she wants simply the biggest one, the shape and aesthetic must be to her taste. Some simple big dick will not suffice, let alone being attached to an unrefined man.
Cooper Bell
>sorry, dear leader, I've been a very bad boy, dear leader, shit in my mouth, dear leader, I accept my punishment!
John Carter
She's the princess of a fucking isolated kingdom in Korea. She's never seen a penis longer than 4 inches, and that's if she's ever seen a penis. I wouldn't be surprised if her family sheltered her from any normal human interaction.
Nathan Ward
>but your highness from what i've heard its bigger than yours
Gavin Richardson
>tfw ywn be a gigachad simping for a cruel and haughty female in a position of power
Luke Cox
Unreifined man? Lol She hangs around nothing but winners and important people do you really believe she cares for the quality of man the dick is attached to. If she is just lining men and demanding they expose their dicks she is looking for nothing more than a pump. Do not flatter yourself man it is not like she is looking for a husband or views you all as important. You are even less of a human being if you are non Korean.
Side note the only people who need skill are the ones who lack size. Size can stimulate every part of a woman without effort.
Lol At you again for making this more than what it is.
Nolan Brown
She looks like a fucking skull you dumb cunt
Keep fapping to your hentai faggot
Jordan Adams
You do not understand, how could these Korean manlets compete with me, a tall, handsome Northern European man with a 7 x 6 inch dick. A lady such as herself could never handle more than what I offer.
Adam Harris
And she certainly doesn't want circumcised cock.
Hunter Roberts
Why are people simping so hard for her?
Julian Myers
Everyone has a skull you retard.
My #1 fantasy is reducing a woman in power to a lust-consumed, powerless wreck by doing nothing, except for being there. Our pain is different, but i still feel for you, man.
Jayden Sanchez
>simping so hard for her?
you call that hard? i think we can do better
Connor Lewis
This is going to be brutal but I should just be honest. You are a dumb animal to her and your dick is small she would laugh at your lanky goofy uncoordinated ass. Americans are immoral sub human nuts who lack brains to North Koreans. If you had a huge dick she would at least use you as a sex object but you do not so you would probably be executed.
Luis Reed
Im not American, my dick is fine.
Bentley Allen
No idea man, shes ugly as fuck even with all that status and power she still looks like a dirty fucking gook but simps will be simps, one day Im gonna make a fake woman online so these fags give me money and think theyre getting pussy
Jason Anderson
You wanna see something hard I've got something hard for you faggot
Wyatt Gomez
Im not American though. And I am literally built to satisfy a princess like her.
Zachary Brown
she kinda looks like a dominatrix and she'd be in charge of a nuclear arsenal and army with communist aesthetics
Aaron Long
Well you are still non Korean that alone makes you non human to her. The only way you would be built to satisfy her is if you had a huge dick which you do not. You are basically useless and expendable and your lack of prowess if captured would probably result in you being killed.
Joshua Carter
Nobody simping here man. it's just a fantasy, relax
Blake Barnes
She would obviously prefer a European male, it is simply the ideal standard in Korea. I have courted many Korean girls in the past and let me say, my penis is the perfect size for there small petite bodies.
Ryder Davis
That is a Larp and you did absolutely none of those things. North Koreans hate whites especially Americans. They see us the way the rest of you see niggers and latinos.