Wake up in the middle of the night

>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel someone in the room
>turn on the light and see this
what do

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be angry that it isn't a boy

>feel someone in the room
the light i turn for that is attached to a pistol so i would tell her to leave

Rape the intruder, seems like a worthy punishment for breaking into my house.

>pinch her cheek
>she wakes up

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OMG! what are you doing lil sis? and why are my pants off? and why are my balls empty? and why do you look like you just got pregnant?

>why are my balls empty
how can you tell

propose

ie, marriage

Because they're usually full, and now they aren't

>Why are my balls empty?
Cause you peed yourself

as much as you coom you still can't tell what it feels like after you've done it?

i cummed 5 times today and they feel no different than ever before

Then I guess you have a bad case of Ligma

>option a, is an unknown girl, in a white dress, in my room, i offer her a hug and a bowl of eggs
>option b, is a fucking ghost, start praying like i have never done before
>option 3, is a dream, hug and cuddle, after all every day i pass awake is like isolation and i need a break from this

you ever hug a girl? i love hugging girls.

She looks like someone I know. I miss her a bit.

>I finally summoned a demon spirit to fuck.
"Ayo bitch pass me the lube."

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Why are you even asking
This is that kind of place

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tfw no pale cute creepy ghost gf
i fucking hate this life

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let her have sex with me while holding a knife to my throat

WELL, UH HELLOOOOOOO BASED DEPARTMENT!?!?!?!

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i really want this and i dont know if its normal
is it normal to want a girl to forcibly fuck you?

wanting to get "raped" is probably the most popular fantasy you boring dingdong.

phew ok then, how can i get a ghost girl to rape me?

go for a hug, a cuddle, lights off and go back to sleep

thats because you're a coombrain and don't know what full balls feels like

pee isn't stored in the balls you big dummy

but i didnt jerk it yesterday so my balls were full

the only correct answer
Origi

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and how often do you fap?

like 4-7 times a day