Wake up in the middle of the night

>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel someone in the room
>turn on the light and see this
what do

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be angry that it isn't a boy

>feel someone in the room
the light i turn for that is attached to a pistol so i would tell her to leave

Rape the intruder, seems like a worthy punishment for breaking into my house.

>pinch her cheek
>she wakes up

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OMG! what are you doing lil sis? and why are my pants off? and why are my balls empty? and why do you look like you just got pregnant?

>why are my balls empty
how can you tell

propose

ie, marriage

Because they're usually full, and now they aren't

>Why are my balls empty?
Cause you peed yourself