Tell me what to say and to who.
Tinder roll thread
Jace Harris
Kayden Cook
Got lots of girls to chose from.
Original dj music
Henry Russell
I was muted for 2 seconds fuck this rule
Owen Turner
Yea im real,send me some nudes to see what im working with,beautiful (all of them)
Noah Peterson
Horse ram dog
Levi Stewart
Send Fernanda the lyrics to ABBA - Fernando but with her name replacing Fernando
James Peterson
I have 50+ matches I'm not gonna send that to all of them
Josiah James
Hehe he, this one gave me a chuckle
Xavier Cruz
Another 4 tributes
Connor Sanchez
Picking a random girl is an option too
Liam Miller
Tell Kat that she is beautiful and you want to procreate with her.
John Foster
Here ya go friend. Enjoy
Dominic Allen
>Are you real?
As real as this platform.
>What if I'm an undercover cop?
Can't cuff me if you can't touch me.
Adam Torres
I'M APOLLO 11!!!
Charles Adams
Very nice.
But not original.
Elijah Perry
I already responded to those, you still want me to put that?
Lincoln Cox
Didn't know who you wanted that sent to so I chose some random hoe
Owen Morris
No, but rebound with, "Sorry, my friends at the bureau were pulling a text mex."
Noah Richardson
Christ, how much of a Chad are you OP? Can you describe yourself or send a pic (without face)
Hudson King
Just bee yourself bro ;)
Also this is a fake account. No way I'm gonna be associated with those /soc/ homos invading the board
Jose Ross
Damn these hoes text you first then never respond. And they say robots are cruel
Jeremiah Mitchell
That's the sad reality of having so many options it kills your attention span.
David Campbell
Send one of them the Scaruffi Beatles pasta.
Adrian Lopez
Lol, are you a Yas Forums user?
Connor Lewis
Post this wherever it will work if you can fit it all in.
What ya gwan about now mon? I hail from uh the ruff street a kingston. I n i graduate wit me associates degree in a Jamacian street warefare. I shoot ya funnyman up erday. I killem 300 men yahur me? Mi ah train ina da ruffest ghetto ya hur bout. I n i top trigga man inna Jamacian Defence Force. Ya na-ting to me rass but anadda battyboy, Yaher mi now bumbaclot? I n i ma gwan n wipe you pathetic ass off da face a da earth. Jinnal ! Ya hur mi? Ya tink ya can getaway wit saying that shit ta mi ova da intanet? Cho! Ya tink again bowkyat! Right now mi bruddahs n sistas ah trace ya I.P all over Jamacia n Ya prepare fir da whar biatch ! Battery a gwan n wipe ya ass out existence. Ya miserable ass ah fucking dead now mon. Ifin ya funnyman only knew whatchya lips ah say, yudda kept ya rahtid mout shut. butchya couldnt, ya didnt anna now ya ah gwann n pay da price tekka. Mi ah shit fury all ova ya renk n ah ya drown init. Ya fuckin dead mon.
Aaron Williams
or this
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn't weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn't give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn't say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It's only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.
Joshua Ramirez
Here's an even better one.
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Brody Parker
Here ya go bubo.
Logan Gray
Original comment #19385798
Sebastian Scott
Another one, hopefully these hoes start responding quick.
Jeremiah Harris
If they reply to these, how do you think they would respond?