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im going to post my gimmick and you're going to give me (You)s for it edition

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Hello britfeel. I am going to sue all of you for using my memes which I originally created.
Im willing to settle for 100 thousand pounds. Thank you.

feeling a bit sick lads, hope i don't chunder in bed haha

SCEA mans the doors around these parts.

>Low IQ mong boy
"My phone battery is flat, there's nothing I can do"
>High IQ SCEA
"I'll engineer a solution to this problem using a lamppost"

Are you pointing to your chastity cage when you say that?

>Vacuum Video - Hoover Encore Supreme 1 Hour - Relaxation and ASMR

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In the queue to get in Morrisons. Is this what a night club feels like? Couple of lads a few positions in front keep eyeing me up funny. I reckon I could have one of them. Fuck

Need to do an essential beer run today, again.
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I bet you imagine being interviewed on TV and everyone laughs at your funny comments.

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You could have done it in home.
Thought YOU would have known this trick.
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Try out spaceship bedroom ambience - sleeping quarter stargazer, I have to listen to that every night in order to sleep

Post whyfoos

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Why are they looking at you funny, are you wearing a mask?

>Queue to get to Aldi
>Woman is like d-do you want hand sanitiser
>lol no thanks
>Pick up a pie for my dad
>Pick up my based crinklys
>Beat some fat bitch with a trolley full of shit to the queue
>Hahaha
>Cashier looks at me like I'm walking excremement
>All the normies in the queue outside look at me seething because my hands are full of based crinklys

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Lads I am really worried about SP.
He hasn't posted since he paid that blackmailer 3btc.
Does anybody have a way to contact him outside of thread to see if he's ok? Email or something?

Hikage (Senran Kagura)

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duck breast is so easy to cook
I got two for 50p reduced from 9 quid because I think people are wary of it/not sure how to cook it
my recipe
>score the skin and salt it heavily with sea salt
>pour olive oil on and place it skin side down in a cold pan
>put it on a medium heat
>leave it for 5 mins or so
>when the skin is crispy put it in the oven at 180c for 8 - 9 mins
done
so easy
cooked some chicken in the duck fat for later

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for me it's darjeeling or wiz from konosuba

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Looks nice lad, make sure you get that pan clean

you like the placebo cover?

He posted last night

Thanks user, but best I tackle this alone as I have a tendency to test peoples patience.
Will have a search online at some point.
Got weed now so it's not all doom n gloom.

I could deglaze it and make a sauce but I can't be bothered
I strained all the oil into a bowl though in case someone wants to make potatoes or something later

corrr that looks lovely la, what a choice of breakfast too

SCEA is the sort of lad who could be fine in any situation, very adaptable.

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i need to drink more
i love andy samberg
the end

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Nubs > Poley
Amer doxed her because she's more of a woman that he will ever be.
Truly pathetic cope.
I don't know why you lads put up with it

Yeah I do desu. I also like youtube.com/watch?v=Mgv88ZLi6LY
I do like some placebo songs anyway desu. Not a fanboy though as my memory is shit I only retain useless info.
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is he jewish?

Is he the guy in that advert for that absolute mong american comedy on E4 where he goes 'Dammit all these hallways look the same' hahahah thats well funny american comedy is great innit hahaha DUMB CUNTS

E4 shoiuld be taken off air for sumbing down our british society with its awful dumg yankmong programs

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is it me or is your mental state declining lately my led

The SP blackmailer had some serious dirt on SP,I'm talking stuff that would have his house raided and computers seized. It'll be easier for SP to explain to his parents why he spent their thousands on btc instead of what would have been leaked

no...
he is not

and same

what the fuck man, i like one cute dude from the teevoh

>Builders somewhere making as much noise as possible
>also someone trying to outdo them by attempting to be sick as loud as possible

What the fuck lads, just wanted a comfy saturday to sleep through

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would not surprise me one bit if sp has cheese pizza on his computer

Yes lad, you'll get some heavenly roasters off that

call police and say they're working before construction was authorised to continue

but yeah hes a jew
imagine what i'll tell my parents
jew guys married, has a kid

never will hear the end of these

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10 stone lifter here
Currently eating rice pudding
thoughts?

Im not a grass lad

Its more some cunt doing some DIY tbqh

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Lamp posts can be frens. Yes fren.

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I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun

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