Guy wants to get with me

If not larper and actual fembot, was he physically unattractive as well?

You just had the opportunity of releasing the gate seal.

You could have advanced him into the path of Chad.

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>be me
>it's been said I'm cute but the sporty type, guys girl, not much makeup don't like or feel I should have to wear it
>wear a little bit of eyeliner I guess
>meet scared, nervous guy
>chat, hug him goodbye
>he shakes, don't know if he is cold, scared or hasnt touched a girl
>wonder all night
>kik message have you ever been through traumatic event with girl?
>"Yes" I have, proceeds to tell me about said event
>I start getting tingly inside, deep inside
>ask THE QUESTION
>CELEBRATE THAT I FOUND ONE
>thinks it's so so sexy to be the one that gently breaks him out of his fear of women
>starts with aggressively grabbing his hand and holding it through future diary
>nothing progresses he doesn't know how
>"I'm going to teach you"

KILL YOURSELF ROAST

Comfy environment for mentally ill / shut in / neets: DvckWTU

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>ask "have you ever touched a girls boobs?"
>"I wanted to once but didn't want to do it out of nowhere and freak her out, just didnt know the right time"
>"well, if you want, you can practice on me, it's no big deal, pull off my shirt, it's alright"
>he looks at me in disbelief
>I turn around so he can practice unhooking my bra
>finally with my boobs exposed, he does nothing, while I smile
>sofuckinghot.mp3
>"go ahead touch them"
>I grab his trembling hand and put it on righty
>"Well user, now lefty feels left out"
>He squeezes pretty gently
>"user...it's, alright, I'm sure you've thought about this moment for a while, go nuts"

Part 3 interest?

its simple really because it's exactly the other way around for women
>virgin woman is a win
>virgin man is a lose
>man having a lot of sex is a chad
>women having lot of sex is a slut
it's like fishing, males are the fisher and women are fish. And anyone not playing the role they're supposed to is deemed bad.

So I'm the freak for liking virgin men over slutty men, everyone I've dated I've been between 1st or 3rd person they had sex with. Sluts are gross of any gender

I mean it depens on your definition of slutty men, but yes. More people are attracted to a man that already has had sex, than one that didn't. OP being prime example.

I'll be 27 in a couple weeks and haven't done more than hold hands.
HAHA NICE FAKE STORY
;_;

Whatever joke you're building up to had better be funny. If it's just some unrelated song lyric I'm gonna be disappointed.