How can anyone find this stupid fucking game fun? All the enemies have infinite stamina,the weapons hit like wet pool noodles and the armor may as well just be cosmetic. This is bullshit. So much fucking bullshit. It isn't even about me getting good Ethier because i know for a fact if i didnt get time walled into swinging my sword again or even if the parries meant a damn i would be ok but no. Whenever i do the parry it just makes a stupid fucking clinking and all my stamina is gone and also half my health. This sure plays like a damn 20$ game i fucking tell you what. I have even looked up guides on how to "git gud" and i am doing exactly as they say but not the same thing is happening. This isn't fun at all.
How can anyone find this stupid fucking game fun? All the enemies have infinite stamina...
Austin Kelly
Henry Smith
repetition soothes autism
Nathaniel Bell
lol get good scrublords
Jonathan Morales
>guides
you must really suck at the video game then huh?
Cooper Butler
>I looked up guides on how to git gud and am following them
Clearly not you fucking scrub. DS3 is the easiest Souls game by far (minus a few bosses); maybe focus on blocking, dodgerolling and scoring critical hits before changing your gamertag to xXParryG0d420Xx. How about you wash the sand out of your vagina and
GIT
U
D
William Myers
No actually i am not. I pure platinumed bayonetta on hard mode ok. I am not some baby games journalist.
Michael Gray
I love this skinny little heretic like you wouldn't believe!
Luis Flores
Actual advice: dark souls is NOT a game where you can string combos together. It's about deliberate action, waiting for/creating an opportunity and exploiting it without getting greedy. Dark souls is designed to punish button mashing.
Justin Torres
it's a game with bloodborne enemies, but slow dark souls physics. use a fast weapon and the game completely changes, you can actually punish enemies for leaving openings rather than getting punished yourself for trying to exploit them. alternatively you can just go ung bung and one shot shit with a greatsword or whatever
Thomas Baker
Maybe try playing an actual good souls game? like any other souls game is infinity better.