It's time for robots to go out and look for a job.
It's time for robots to go out and look for a job
Ian Stewart
Austin Nguyen
Recovering NEET here,
Literally as I decided to start applying for jobs the dumb virus started becoming a big thing.
I know jobs are still there, but even my family doesn't want me to take the risk as things are now.
Gavin Sanchez
you really think this is the best time to do that op?
Liam White
Its never been easier. Lots of employers are struggling to find employees willing to get the virus.
Eli Richardson
I Do have a job,
I drive trains!
Choo choo
Carson Rodriguez
"That just tells me you're not trying hard enough. Where there's a will, there's a way, Champ! When I was your age, I rucked through the worst snowstorm in state history to get to an interview when my Mustang wouldn't start. They've even got a photo of me in the local paper, marching through the driving snow. All it takes is a little motivation and confidence, Champ. The manager was so impressed when I barged into the place that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. I nearly froze to death out there in the driving snow, so you've got it pretty easy compared to me, Champ. Where there's a will, there's a way."
"You've just gotta get outta that shell of yours, Champ. And doing that is as easy as speaking with the manager about the job, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you'll be the best hire they'll ever make. You'll practically be running the place in no time, PMAHC!"
Robert Bell
I had a job interview and got so nervous I couldn't speak for several seconds and forgot the questions they asked me half way into answering them.
I am just not cut out for any decent work,
Robert Miller
Having problems getting an engineering job, Champ? Oh, excuses, schcuses, Champ. Excuses are for quitters, and I didn't raise a quitter; I raised a Champ.
Now, we're gonna get you a job -- and we won't turn back until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up ten minutes prior, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you'll be the best hire they'll ever make. Can't get any easier than that, Champ -- and you've got it pretty easy. When I was your age, I rucked through a snowstorm just to get to my interview down at the factory. It was the worst snowstorm in state history, and I didn't think I had the gumption to do it. Hell, I nearly froze to death on the march. But when I barged through the door, the manager was so impressed that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. If it worked for me then, it'll work for you now.
Come to think of it, your old buddy Chuckie or Thad or Chuz or whatever is now the Emergency Services Manager for the entire county, and I'm sure he could get you something in the mailroom or in janitorial services. He even got hitched to one girl you kept a lot of photos on our computer of. What was her name? Oksananitis? Well, we're going over to their housewarming party so you can talk to them about getting a job. Why the gloomy face, Champ? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see you again.
Mason Ward
Holy crap this literally sounds like what my dad told me a few weeks ago. I was let go from my job when we closed up and I hadn't left the house in a few weeks.
>"user, you should try and find a job"
Dad, the Chink virus is in full swing. The state is literally on lockdown.
>"Yeah and I bet grocery stores and other essential businesses need help more than ever."
I have $2k saved in my account, I don't need to work and I don't want to risk my life for money.
>"user, you're never going to get ahead with that attitude. I'm sure they're taking extra precautions to make sure everyone is safe. Do you really just want to sit around all your life?"
It was a weird conversation, like he didn't realize what was happening outside. I will say he's stopped it now since it's gotten worse but I could tell he was wanting me to die for shekels although he didn't see it like that.
Isaac Wilson
which line you work for?
t. signalman
Aiden Gutierrez
I would say you are already risking your life by only having $2000 and your parents don't seem like they want to support you much. But you will understand this later
Jonathan Green
You can't wait for life to come to you, Champ: When I was your age, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown Prep. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: A huge fella by the name of Chet Anders. He was 6'5 and 260 pounds -- or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. And that was with the scouts from Alabama, Notre Dame, and USC in attendance. Last I heard, he leapt off a bridge after he couldn't even hack it in Hacwamanee Community College as a third-stringer.
The point is that you've gotta grab life by the horns. And the best way to do that is to walk into the store like you own the place, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you're not letting go until he tells you when you can start. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps 'ere, Champ!
Jaxon Foster
This but the total opposite of it.
Hudson Reed
No one has called me back yet so get off my case you fucking boomer
Leo Ramirez
why didn't you guys have a job before corona san? why didn't you guys continue to work even everyone was shittin their panties over corona boo?
Juan Parker
"Champ, don't be such a pitter-patter. Of course we're still going to Chick-Fil-A. I know how much you love their Sweet Tea and Chick-n-Strips, but we've got several stops to make along the way, and this place is one of them. Don't gimme that look, Champ. You've gotta work, Champ. Everybody works, even people with resumes as... sparse as yours. Heck, you don't even need one. When I was your age, I rucked through the blizzard of '67 to get the down at the factory. Nearly lost my toes and fingers to frostbite that day, but the manager was so impressed when I barged through the door that he hired me right on the spot. It was tough sledding every now and then on the line, but I worked my way up to general manager. And needless to say that I raised you, bought the house, three cars, the boat, and our winter vacationer down in Lake Las Vegas. You've got no excuses, bud."
"Now that all those kids are headed back to school, it should be easier for you to walk in and find work. Tell ya what: I'll drive you around town to look for a job, and we won't turn back until someone hires you on the spot. You'll see that it's not that scary at all! It's simply a matter of crawling outta that thick shell of yours, walking into the store to speak with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and refusing to let go until he tells you when you can start. Every journey begins with a single step, Champ."
Isaac Cooper
Whenever and if I can get a license I'll get a job just so I can buy a car and a gun. Both things that I need a license for, otherwise if I can't get one fuck that shit there would be no point, l already get neetbux but not enough to afford those 2 things with all my bills.
Isaac Parker
No.
I don't want to. I'm comfy and I like being a NEET. Honestly? I'm gonna stay here and leech off of you until you die old man. You wanted to pop your cummies into mom? Well that's on you oldie, you're stuck with me now and there's nothing you can do about it. I didn't ask to be born into this fucking world, so how about you deal with the consequences, C H A M P!!!!
Now fuck off and bring me a plate of tendies and chips
Oh and the waifu wants some tea. Don't forget it, wagie.
Owen Murphy
Whatdy'a mean you'd rather be at home with your way-foo on 'forum-channel?' Those video games, Chinese cartoons, and Jean-Claude Van Damme action movies won't get you anywhere, Champ. Your mother and I drive you around town every day to look for jobs because we care, Champ, and no one else will. We aren't gonna be around forever to take care of you, but we're certainly not gonna let you stay cooped up in your room, wasting your life, while your peers grab the world by the tail. Your friend Chad -- the one who used to call you all those funny names and shove you in the hallway -- now owns his own house and has his own family while you sit at home printing out pictures of naked cartoon girls and covering them with that weird-smelling clear dish soap. And we've been through this before, Champ: That isn't a job.
Now you're gonna get a real one by speaking with the manager over there, looking him in the eye, shaking his hand like a man, and telling him you wanna work here. I didn't raise a quitter, Champ.
Henry Hall
Lmao, Chad was never my friend, he's in debt for that stupid house and his wife cheats on him with the black guy next door, Jamal. Oh and he fucked mom three years ago too you fucking cuck, you can't even keep it up anymore, and you call yourself a champ!?
I'm not wasting anything. I'm having fun in my room, leeching, not having a care in the world, doing what I want, when I want. Face it dad, you're dead inside. You spent you whole life working so hard and for what? Mom doesn't love you and you have a ton of health problems. Look at you, old man, you've aged like shit. When was the last time you did whatever you want and didn't worry about money? You know what, you're fucking jealous of me, dad. I bet you wish you can go back and live the good NEET life like me, don't you? Sad!
Thomas Sanders
"Sounds like someone could use a little lesson in hard work. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you, champ. I'm taking you to look for a job, and I won't take no for an answer. When you speak with the manager, look him in the eye, stand up nice and tall, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's that simple."
Hunter Rodriguez
I told you Bob, I got laid off, so I'm just gonna enjoy unemployment for now. Go back to your own house.
Cooper Martin
Don't you take no for an answer old man? Sounds like someone could use a good dicking to shut you up. Bend over, dad. I know you and mom don't do it anymore, and i'd like to experiment.
Or, you can get out of my fucking room. Your choice!
Bentley Sanchez
Boomer Dad has a good soul but dont gets how the world works today. Back in the old times he was right.
Be 10 minutes before the interview there. Smile, eye contact and firm handshake. Thats all you needed for a factory worker job in the 80s.
Michael Rodriguez
WoW this is very hard. But its true neet user does what he wants and is a free Man.
Henry Ward
Easy on the edge kiddo, you father only wants to help you.
t. Uncle Bahb
Sebastian Collins
You're one to talk. Didn't you just get out of a jail a month ago? Shut the fuck up
Jaxon Brooks
"Champ, hold that thought until we've downed our daily cup of joe. Nothing quite like it on a nice spring afternoon. A venti dark roast and a double shot espresso for me, but decaf with milk for you, pmahc; I can't afford to have you nervous and antsy and unable to sleep tonight, Champ. I need you focused. FOCUSED on showing up to speak with the manager about the job, giving him a firm handshake and telling him you'll be the best hire they'll ever make. Try it out here and see if it works. The manager will appreciate that you went to him directly. Shows confidence and interest in the job, Champ."
"Oh, isn't that your old friend Thad or Chud or Chez or Chazz from high school, the one who used to call you funny names on the way to school, pulling up in the parking lot in that Corvette? And who's that smokin' hot blonde who's with him? That girl looks suspiciously like the one you liked to call Lacey or 'Juannaytis.' Don't be rude, Champ. Go over there and say, 'hello.'"
Mason Lopez
Why don't you do it? Why do I have to do everything?
Dylan Hill
Ya little shit if ya wer ma son i would kick ya out. I cant belive how Richard is letting you act like this. Get a fucking Jawb
You're the Shame of Family.
Mason Martin
When are ya gonna give your mother and me grandchildren, Champ? Having kids is important because it gives you direction, a sense of achievement, and someone who'll take care of you when you get old. When I was your age, I had kids. Everyone has kids, Champ! Why the glum face? Oh, I know: Girl trouble. Champ, that Lacey girl wasn't pointing and laughing at you; she was pointing and laughing with you. Girls like a confident guy who can sweep her off her feet with a winning smile. A handsome guy like you ought to have no problem finding the right girl. And introducing yourself to one is as simple as walking up to her, smiling, giving her a firm handshake, and telling her that you're not letting go until she accepts your invitation to dinner.
It's as easy as pie! Girls will practically be chasing you when you crawl outta your shell, Champ. You'll be running around so much, you'll practically have to fend them off. Better get your Brooks Adrenalines and chocolate boxes ready, Champ!
Jose Anderson
No. I don't think I will.
Why don't you go back to work wagie and let me be happy