ITT: Facts about your family/you that sound like bullshit
My Chad brother fucked Ricki Lake when he was 22 and she was 45. She was married at the time.
ITT: Facts about your family/you that sound like bullshit
Robert Taylor
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Oliver Robinson
My cousin is a billionaire.
Tyler Gonzalez
My mom has three testicles.
Joseph Harris
I was/am popular everywhere i go and get women easily. I just can't trust them and always distant myself from them early on and cuck myself.
Xavier Bell
I've sold things on ebay to Billy Gibbins and Bernie Goetz, among other "famous" people.
Caleb Hall
My down syndrome cousin has three nipples
Evan Morgan
Why doesnt your cousin spend more money. Idk but for me I see no reason to have all that money lying around
Xavier Price
My cousins are all heroin and meth addicts. Some of them died in their twenties.
Juan Clark
My grandmother's step mother had tea with Hitler and has a mountain in Alberta named after her.
Her dad was the British prime minister at the time, so that's why.
Xavier Powell
Got a family with mom, have four kids together.
John Howard
I once held hands with a girl female
Jack Edwards
Gianna Dior is my irl cousin. I've met some of her pornstar friends.
Julian Bennett
My father actually met the Brazilian ex-president Juscelino Kubitschek, in person, on his friend's house.
Andrew Parker
My dad was a local druglord and I still get people asking how he's doing, claiming to have been his friend.
He got busted decades ago, is now dead.
I always wonder where these 'friends' were when my mom and I had to resort to eating plain rice to make ends meet after he went to jail.
Fuck drugs.
Lucas Gonzalez
I have a harem of chinese girls
David Ortiz
>British prime minister
Mount Ishbel?
Joseph Myers
>Gianna Dior
Would you fuck her?
Landon Gray
What industry does he work in? Is he self made or trust fund kid?
Landon Mitchell
>Ricki Lake
She probably fucked a lot of young chads here is a nude.
Adam Bennett
Water birth nude xhamster.com
Carter Morris
4 years ago around this time I was in a psych ward and I met the porn star Stoya but I didn't know at the time because I've never seen any of her work. It wasn't till a week after I got out that I randomly decided to google her name and saw that she was a well known porn star.
Xavier Howard
my cousin did porn for 6 years to pay for college. shes now an accountant. i fapped to her vids she even slept with black dudes and blacked and dogfart productions. id fuck her if i could, but im too scared to ask. she has a boyfriend now and stopped doing porn
Jace Kelly
my family are american "war heros" and we have two navy ships named after us. one on my moms side the other on my dad's. neither of them are in any way associated with the military.
I am cousins with a death grips band member.
my godmother is a rep. to Congress.
Jack Butler
I was an autograph seller. Went to Vegas and met 7 of the democratic candidates, ate edibles everyday, asked Joe Biden about weed and was on the news for my 15 minutes of fame, and was high on the plane ride back.
I have $400k in the bank now and I'm planning on moving to Europe after having 6 years of programming experience since I was 16 (22 now)
I was in Thailand and had to look for a relative who overdosed, walking through ghettos and without sleep for 40 hours.
I fucked two models in a day once from tinder.
Henry Gray
Was she in the ward too? Did you jack 2 her?
Aiden Jackson
What is her porn name?
Dominic Fisher
No, I'm not like that. Her friend Emily Willis though, I'd pound her until next week.
Mason Cook
How did you make 400k? All from Selling autographs? How did you fuck two models? R u a Chad?
Jaxon Rodriguez
cool
origin
Cameron Ross
>Emily Willis
So your telling me you never saw any of her vids?
Josiah Brown
Your cousin is hotter than emily Haha
John Perry
>How did you make 400k?
Saved money from selling and made a company with the money.
>How did you fuck two models?
Not at the same time lol.
Jackson Diaz
>Was she in the ward too?
I thought that was implied but yes. I assume she had some kind of breakdown because she was freaking the fuck out when she came in.
>Did you jack 2 her?
I was on antidepressants so fapping was the last thing on my mind. I couldn't get hard even if I wanted to.