Anybody want to be my egf? UK and 15, kind of nervous and stupid, male not trans and ok looking

not much else to do right now though, is there? I'll have a childhood later, this summer maybe

instead of looking for a gf why not try to connect with your local cute boy? the uk has some pretty noice boys like pic related.

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impressive, most males are around 6 inches, I was 6 inches when I was about 13, but you should still focus more on yourself than wimmin, bro.

to me, all dicks are gross; except for mine

I learn alot of skills all the time but just want a loving gf to help me learn skills and to just chill w/

>I learn alot of skills
name all your skills

Heh, I remember when I was younger I used to fantasize about getting kidnapped by nice older women around 19-28 cooking me nice meals and helping me become a better person in exchange for affection, company, and reminder of her lost youth.

Unfortunately, the chance of that happening is very unlikely, and while a girlfriend would be nice, I don't think you'd want to look for one on Yas Forums, especially this shithole board of all places. Usually any woman from Yas Forums, or god forbid Yas Forums, is probably a psychopath. The ones who aren't are the ones you think are fellow bros unfortunately.

If you're still insistent on meeting a girl from Yas Forums for some reason, if I were you I'd start by talking to people from blue/hobby boards and getting their contact info outside of Yas Forums, and if you're lucky, you might meet a pretty nice girl.
Good luck bro, but you should take a moment to consider whether you really want a girlfriend or not.

Art, music, history, english/ creative writing, maths, religion, languages, computers, games, aim, concept designing, can't think of many more but those are most prevalent

I would have no idea where else to get a gf. We are in lockdown / quarantine

those aren't specific skills you daft britbong, those are fields of study, be more specific for example:
>drawing
>(insert instrument)
>map making/coding in (insert language)
>forestry
>architecture
>sewing
something more specific, so we can get an actual idea of your skillsets

not good enough. learn to get the hang of flipping antiques on ebay. if you know what to look for, you can sell a retard a horribly carved wooden head that you bought for $20 for literally upwards of $500 just by saying it's "folk art".

if this isnt a larp please leave this website. you are too innocent and young for this place. those arent skills btw, those more like general interests.

shut up skills are stupid he should focus on his goals and enjoying himself
he might want to focus on not being so stupid to get himself banned for 3 years though

Well, in that case, you can try mentally evaluating yourself to see what you can offer, and preparing how you're gonna handle dates and a relationship. Prepare yourself for it, and get a girlfriend in the summer. Do you feel you are prepared?

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Look up in the sky.
Can you see it? The hammer...

who the fuck is that cute boy? i hate faggots but damn

just need a gf and I got all these replys, first time checking the read since posted lol

someone who needs help. to be honest with you, i don't even think he's gay; his life choices are so out of place to the point where i'm 90% sure some retard is grooming him.

he's not that cute, while he looks like a girl, the makeup or lip rings kinda puts me off a bit, can't quite tell why something just feels off

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