Who the fuck is watching porn at full volume?
Meanwhile in the Yas Forums apartment complex
Ian Ramirez
Ryan Butler
I Will be practicing magic with my magic club between the hours of 7pm and 10pm. NO DISTURBANCES
Nicholas Murphy
anybody got any extra toilet paper I've been using my hand for the past 3 days. also I ran out of soap 4 days ago so if you have that I'd appreciate it. thx
-user
Ryan Peterson
I will sell you gently used toilet paper for $3.50
Caleb Davis
What's the commotion up there?
Ryder Martinez
>guys we got another movie night in the lobby! Today is Taxi Driver
Jace Nguyen
holy fuck i used to live there
t. hong kong bot
Brayden Scott
>*knock knock*
>hello, im here for the monthly virgin inspection
Aiden Reyes
Why does it have to be monthly? Make it yearly for fuck sake
Grayson Peterson
Whats all the CUM-MOTION?
Jacob Cox
Who wants to come to my wedding with pic related?
Juan Garcia
>haha user, you know we have to check your virginity frequently to make sure you are still eligible to live at Yas Forums apartments
>now take those pants off for me
Tyler Adams
Who the fuck keeps hiring escorts but makes them wait on the lobby until they leave? What the fuck it is the second time this week I gotta explain to my girl why do I know other female humans
Luis Barnes
pizza party on room 403 if anyone wants to come
Chase Stewart
think someone died next door to mine. smelling really bad up here at 751
Austin Carter
For the last time, sex robot cleaning is done inside your rooms not in the lobby.
Benjamin Ramirez
Per sheet or what's up?
Henry Sanders
If it's cheese pizza I'm not interested
Xavier Murphy
ExactlyMonthly inspections are just to mark up the price and keep you employed. You only need to check annually bitch.
Jeremiah Flores
Soo, who is leaving their apartment to buy everyone groceries this week. Not it!
Michael Wood
I'm sorry my headphone cable got pulled out very slightly, this is really embarrassing.
Jose Butler
>hmm okay if you are not gonna comply, I will have to mark you as a normalfag
>as you know this violates your lease agreement...
Xavier King
>be me
>order giant ass speakers that you need a team to move
>have them moved outside my door in the hallway
>hook up to laptop
>summon the OH BILL army
>mfw all 25 floors above and below me have to hear the OH BILL army at full blast untill a group of people decides to work up a nerve to actually stop me
Daniel Stewart
>he still uses soap
Ayden Walker
Nerf War on the fourth floor at 2200 - ITS NERF OR NOTHING
Christopher Foster
Why has piss been leaking out of my ceiling for the past week?
Jonathan Rivera
fuck that shit i'm bringing airsoft guns so we can be real men
Lincoln Moore
Someone's cute girlfriend is on the first floor and she says she's feeling frisky.
Liam Campbell
FLOOR[ -66666666666666666 ]
I can hear the beasts in the shadows, they whisper in my ears sometimes. The smell of for and blood is everywhere. Someone please rescue me. The reward will be great.
Noah Taylor
Me and my merry band of crusaders strike down the femoid for the sin of attempted adultery
Jonathan Cook
I swear to god it's called asmr not porn, I watch it when I feel lonely. Leave me alone.
What, no I have tons of the sex with the girls.
Chase Perry
>showing a false photo of the tower
It is infinite. There is no ground floor, there is no roof. Heathens and heretics of this tower must be purged.
Dominic Adams
Why is floor 457 such a shithole? I mean it doesn't make sense? Floor 450 is a pretty affluent floor after all, you'd think proximity of that floor would rub off on them. Too much gang violence, prostitutes, and general degeneracy. Trash is fucking everywhere. Atleast housing is cheap.