what if they had had sex before?
what if they wanted you to convert to a specific religion first (and actively practice)
what if they wanted to have sex with each other while you were at work?
what if they wanted you to learn german on duolingo first?
Do you have enough money to support atleast 2 wives and give them something better than your shit apartment?
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I have four wives yeet
>would you be okay with having multiple wives?
Yes, I would be okay with either monogamy or polygamy. I wouldn't be okay with my wife being with other men, though.
>what if they had had sex before?
If my first wife was a virgin I would be ok with further ones not being.
>what if they wanted you to convert to a specific religion first (and actively practice)
I don't really want to structure my whole worldview/raise children around a religious text. But if you just mean going to church regularly, this is fine. I won't be a Muslim though.
>what if they wanted to have sex with each other while you were at work?
This is ok as long as they have regular sex with me.
>what if they wanted you to learn german on duolingo first?
I already know a lot of German from Uni studies but sure I'd get fluent.
>Do you have enough money to support atleast 2 wives and give them something better than your shit apartment?
Not yet unfortunately. In 2-3 years yes.
Absolutely not. Polygamy is degenerate.
>what if they had had sex before?
no
>what if they wanted you to convert to a specific religion first (and actively practice)
no
>what if they wanted to have sex with each other while you were at work?
take pics
>what if they wanted you to learn german on duolingo first?
no
>Do you have enough money to support atleast 2 wives and give them something better than your shit apartment?
yes
>would you be okay with having multiple wives?
No, I want only one wife.
>what if they had had sex before?
No.
>what if they wanted you to convert to a specific religion first (and actively practice)
I am Christian. I may be open to changin denominations if her arguments for doing so are convincing/
>what if they wanted to have sex with each other while you were at work?
No, I will only have one wife and intimacy is something special and sacred between us.
>what if they wanted you to learn german on duolingo first?
I wouldn't mind learning another language, but that's an odd requirement.
>Do you have enough money to support atleast 2 wives and give them something better than your shit apartment?
Yes but I only want one wife.
I would do anything, I would give anything, even my life, for these queens.
No. I can't even get off to FFM threesomes in hentai
Tahlia isnt a queen, shes an orc mage.
This is why I still come to this board, our views align exactly. Too bad it's only a phantasy, eh?
>would you be okay with having multiple wives?
No. One girl's emotional shit is enough for me.
Genitahlia doesnt deserve to stand with the other two goddesses. Embarrassing post OP.
Beautiful Orc Mage Tahlia (BOMT)
true, would she be frost, fire, or arcane? I'm thinking frost: frozen like her cold dead heart. But I could see a convincing case for fire - all that heat, like the heat her grandmother must of felt while dying. Or arcane; as she does live in a magic fantasy world.
Audrey is so perfect. Carrot cakers rise up.
I wish she could be my queen.
*sigh* "Shit le merde" I'd exclaim, I would of just woken up, glanced at my phone - 10:22am - I slept in. It's okay though, I don't have anything to do, anywhere to go. Just another day of eating way too much sugar, and audrey posting. I had a rough night, in particular there was this one nightmare of mine wherein ciara acted like one of those monsters from "until dawn", she was so skinny and jumped all over me like a freak. I got so frightened and woke up. I woke up atleast 3 or 4 times throughout the night, for various reasons, but I'd always manage to get back to sleep without any real trouble. I'd also feel like shit, for, I do have a sugar problem, so I'd wake up with a real bedhead, rubbish in my eyes, and a dry, plastered feeling about me. I'd start my day by jerking off to audrey's thighs. Then id watch some youtube in bed, jerk off again, but this time to kasper's mouse ears, ginger hair, and ripe, plump, soft face - perfect for fucking. The second time jerking off would be quite easy as well, no real trouble. I would of slept in my housecoat as well, another reason why I woke up feeling so bad, but more importantly, I would be naked under the housecoat - no where to wipe the cum. So id have to do a real crab walk, being careful to not get any cum on my housecoat or anywhere else valuable when i tried to find a piece of fabic to wipe it on (as in clothing on my floor). I would just let the cum sit under my foreskin for a little bit before trying to do this though, since i wouldnt want to get up, maybe even try to wipe it on my thigh, but to no avail. Id finally put on sweatpants, and get on my computer. Id watch some more youtube, check my usual stuff - r9k catelog, tik tok, twit - hold up_ hold up_ hold on a second. I have a twitter notification, it's from no other than genitahlia - It turns out my sweet talking in her dm's worked out, all the time I was posting about her getting raped and treating like an absolute piss queen on the boards,
I was also sweet talking her, and growing close to her on twitter. Sharing funny memes, eating her disgusting teacakes, pretending as if she can write down a recipe to save her life, acting like those selfies with the chinese technology were good - all this time I was living two lives; just like a door to door salesman with his family, and his eskimo family. She would be in shambles, constantly saying "Thankyou" to me, for my kindness. And how those disgusting FREAKS wrote horrible stories about her grandmother on r9k. Shed go into great detail about the suffering her grandmother felt, I couldn't help but laugh. I'd have to muffle my laughter to not alert my mom. I'd also have a glass of coka cola, which would really pepper me up - ill quit sugar tomorrow, id reassure myself. Id have to stop responding to tahlia to go take a shit for a little but though, one of those really heavy, studery, hardy shits - it would remind me of audrey - it would be just like her. Audrey has all those qualities and characterisitcs too. Tahlia would then give me her discord, and we'd call. She'd be very impressed by my looks and my unqiue voice - I could tell that she'd be getting wet and all hot and bothered just by talking to me, listening to me, hearing me, hearing what I had to say, and of course, most importantly - just looking at this hunk; looking at me. I could tell shed want a dick pic. But I wouldnt send it to her-she hadn't earnt it yet. Its this type of confidence which would have gotten me here, to the place I am now. NuTahlia would reveal to me that she is actually in love with the concept of becoming a bee farmer, and loves barns too-Shed also reveal to me her current living situation - she is living at a friends house in perth, "homeless" - she'd want to break up with brendino, but because of her cathloic values she was continuing the larp. AND,most importantly, her friend audrey had invited to come live with her, at her parents very nice,luxours,southern farm.
I am convinced you are the next Palahnuik. You need an agent and a publisher immediately my man.
The tahlia to audrey pipeline would now be a very real thing for me. Over the next couple days I'd play my cards perfectly, and within 4 days, I would of convinced this whore to ditch catholicism and become a protestant; allowing her to leave brendino and come with me. We'd hatch a plan, Tahlia flys to canada, then we cross the boarder illegally, and have a real huckleberry and finn journey down to florida, where we'd stay on audrey's family's rich, private, big farm. We'd secrectly live there, and we'd be fine due to audrey being able to supply us with private family doctors and such. Me and tahlia would be fine not going to bars, and we wouldn't need a car since we wouldn't be working; our expences will be payed. So we could just live there in her proper, finished, non-rottening down and falling apart barn for the rest of our lives. Id meat tahlia at the airport, shed give me a kiss and a huge hug, and she couldnt help but touch my dick, shed pretend it was by accident though, and that it didnt actually happen. What a dirty little slut. Id have alot of fun kissing her. Wed spend a couple days at my place, making sure that there were no loose ends left, we'd play in the river, see the chickens and geese, and get our stuff, and wits, about us. We'd then cross the boarder mid day, and not get caught. We'd both be feeling a real rush. Our journey would be in the middle and late spring, or summer, so the weather would be fantastic. It would remind me of those Rooster Teeth Hobbit videos, where they walk from the shire to mordor. Me and tahlia would be living a real tradiational life, She'd be wearing all her dresses, me some shit idk, flannel, jeans, big hat, painters overalls, a hobo's suit perhaps. We'd fish, have little picnics, hop on trains and hide to speed up our journey. And of course we'd fuck. It would be against her faith but when
the time is right the time is right. When its 2:43pm and you're both, what, 19 and 20? You can't help but fuck in the tall green grass by some some pebbles and rocks on a nice summers day. We'd use no condoms and no birth control, I'd promise her impregnation before we even got at audrey's - and I never fail my promises. We'd get to audrey's, and she'd meet us at the gate - in order to open it up. It would be my first time meeting audrey, and it would be really interesting feels. She'd see how well I treated tahlia, and tahlia would constantly talk to her about me. Of course, i'm a handsome man as well - dirty blond hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders, ukrainian, french, and english mix - 6 inch dick, and but 10 canadian dollars in my wallet - a 5 dollar blue note, 1 toonie, and 3 loonies. (for all you burgers, thats one 2 dollar coin, and 3 one dollar coins - making up 5 dollars in change, 5 dollars in bills - 10 dollars.) Audrey would instantly have a crush on me, and really want to kiss and cuddle with me, I could tell. She'd be confused though, since tahlia, her best friend now, would be with me. In the next couple days tahlia and audrey would talk tons, and go outside without me to share girl stories. Tahlia would tell her about how i fucked her, came in her, and audrey the whole time would just be thinking about me doing that to her. I'd meet audrey's mom first, her dad would be at work, and she'd love me. I'd help her cook the roast beef and potatos, I'd chop some carrots, help her move some heavy boxes and reach the high canbits (things her husband never did for her, even when he was at home - he'd just sit on the couch watching the tele). I'd also help her in the garden, and she'd compliment me saying that I have a green thumb. Audrey's dad would come home and be slightly shocked to see me, even though he'd know in advance all this (as in, me and tahlia coming to live with them) was happening.
He'd be very impressed, as his wife would be telling him about all the things we accomplished with me there, thanks to my help. He'd exclaim, "well, good job son - glad to have you here" as he'd pat me on the back. I should also mention, I'd by far be the tallest one here the new, young, healthy rooster is now on the farm. I'd smile in my head, knowing that he called me son - and knowing that within the week, I'd be plowing his daughter in the barn loft, in the hay, having her scream my name while he was at work, paying for my bills., life's good. Spending my days living on the farm, totally free - like back in the day; shooting guns, having tahlia be my wife while secretly cheating on her with audrey (being fuck buddies). Which would lead to alot of funny moments and inside jokes. Lemonade, apples, honest fun work in the dirt, work that i'd want to do. Easy afternoons and mornings, walks, blowjobs by the river followed by sweet loving kisses. Impregnating tahlia. My favourite moment ever would be having sex with audrey, one time in the soft morning blue light. In her old times, old fanshioned stylle room with white paint. Just walking up next to her, feeling crisp, airy, horny and exicited - compared to how I felt waking up before all this started. Begining by kissing her neck and running my hands up and down her body, pulling off her nighty and seeing her breasts in her bra. (yes, shes a bit of a navie woman so shed sleep in her bra for the first couple nights, "to stay trad"), what a perfect fuck. Then hearing tahlia call us for breakfast, bacon and eggs, and a fresh tomato plucked from the garden. I should also mention audrey would also love me because I am extremely mentally ill, and I would tell her all about my mental illnesses, and she'd want to fix me and make me happy by giving me plently of blowjobs while I would pet her head and call her audrey the audrey.
The girls would also have fun braiding my hair and doing silly stuff with me, I'd let them have their fun. Id be suprised how much fun tahlia was to fuck, similar to audrey in the sense that shes just one of those girls you can fuck forever, have sex with, kiss, cuddle, feeling her breasts, and just do missionary and not get bored. Her little moans and grunts, and faces while taking dick, her dresses, her femininity, pulling her hair, slapping her, cumming on her face. Cumming inside of her - not even knowing what the fuck birth control or a condom is. Pinning her down, holding her by the elbow area there, or fucking her doggy and pulling her up by that same elbow area. Forcing her face down. Face fucking too. Submission. Thats what it is, true, pure, actual submission from a female like tahlia. You could smell the estrogen coming off her. And everytime I ate a marshmellow i would have a smile on my face
Dude I swear I cant keep up. Thats phenomenal youve developed a real eloquent style. This has to break the boundaries of the chans chicks would be flicking their beans like crazy
I bet Tahlia is whacking off to this right now, what a dirty little pig she is.
>what if they had had sex before?
That's okay, I've had sex before.
>what if they wanted you to convert to a specific religion first (and actively practice)
They're out. Religion is for brainlets.
>what if they wanted to have sex with each other while you were at work?
lolgay not in my household
>what if they wanted you to learn german on duolingo first?
No, we only speak English in my household
>Do you have enough money to support atleast 2 wives and give them something better than your shit apartment?
I own a nice house already, bring on the wives.
what class would audrey be? rose princess isnt a class :(
Supreme Empress user Its so obvious
i would endlessly cum inside this beautiful dwarf and night elf mixture of a creature - I would fuck her in a swamp and pin her against the ground holding one arm behind her back and make her forget marc ever existed - id be suprised at how amazing her ass was - but i guess i should of deductively reasoned that from how huge her thighs are id feed her constantly like a hobbit so shed regain her plump stature
Id saw her thick log legs and build myself a nice cabin in the wilderness and have her be the forest nymph
what a warhammer goddess. so strong and powerful. strong warhammer goddess audrey (SWGA)
>theres still a viable possibility for audrey to smash my head with an axe while we both climax
lifes good
shame she lost them. she really is a forest elf there. i cant stop thinking about her thighs, I wonder what her ass looks like. and how much marc enjoyed it. i would if audrey has ever jerked off to marc fucking kasper. or if tahlia has jerked off to her dead grandmother dying a painful death
quit the bait tahlia