What's the closest you came to losing your virginity?

What's the closest you came to losing your virginity?

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Made out with gf in an alleyway when I was 14. Asked her later if she'd ever be down to bang. "Of course I would, user, but first we have to get married!"

Fml

I once downloaded grindr as a joke

I did, at the prime age of 33.

I girl accidently kicked my dick when I had swimming lessons when I was about 6

having sex with a woman (female)

My junior year of high school I had a prom date. We ignored each other basically all night.

I got super drunk and my friends peer-pressured me into fucking a stripper (prostitute). I have still never nutted in or on a woman and I am as lonely as ever.
I wish I still had my purity.

I put on this song
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You don't have a femdom or foot fetish now, do you?

I do have a lolidom fetish but I don't think that is the route cause, Freud-kun

there's someone out there for all of us... i guess

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well what happened at the end of the night?

It would appear so, mind you, I still had to go through a friend.

I rejected a girl who had bpd. If I hadn't, the only way I wouldn't have gotten it is if I somehow fucked up catastrophically.

probably when I lost my virginity.

The girl I liked was more or less my prom date and I was in her Instagram profile picture for about a year. I also went on a date with her once, but nothing came of that.

wandered in the red light district

>I was in her Instagram profile picture for about a year.
imagine being this much of a zoomer

This was at least four ago, user. Instagram's been around for a decade at this point.
But yes, 22 year olds are probably part of generation Z

I was in the same room as a woman.

>I was in the same room as a woman.
Fucking normalfags infesting this board!

Had a girl put my soft penis in her mouth but couldn't get hard because of anxiety. She stopped talking to me after.

I drove a roommate's classmate to Wendy's once because she needed a ride

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Absolutely nothing. She was a German foreign exchange student that a friend of hers set me up with. If I wasn't such an autismo, i might have actually had a 1% chance of getting to know her better.

i hope all the porn was worth it

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kek

that gave me an ORIGINAL chuckle

putting a finger in the pussy of a drunk passed out chick

>putting a finger in the pussy of a drunk passed out chick

rapist

I put my benis in a girl's bagina.

that's unironically rape. imagine being a rapist and still a virgin at the same time. TOP KEK

carrying a girl on my back while she was wearing a bikini

lel hes wearing a pedobear shirt

Had nothing to do with porn.