Adventures in tinder!

adventures in tinder!

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denying thots in tinder!

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you fail to realize no one gives a fuck

probably but i kiled a thred for this faggot hahahahaha sucker

btw impasse

show me your profile. there's no way they're continuing to respond if it were a real pic.

i unmatched them but here
no girl is worth it if shes just willing to show her tits for nothing like that
how you get them is how you lose them lads

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and the other half

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If you use Tinder you're a normalfag and should get the fuck off my board.

it's so fucked it actually works. being schizo was the way this entire time.

>Yas Forums writes a tinder profile one word at a time.thread
fund it? fund it

Pendleton?

29 palms baybeee

>29 stumps
RIP

Glad I was just stuck on Pendleton

im going to request oki when i get out of here in 9 months : ^)

>get match on local tinder knockoff
>seems to be a nerdy, shut-in fembot
>things start out well but she slowly begins to lose interest
>see 5 message notifications
>"eh, I'll read them tomorrow, so I don't seem like I'm doing nothing but wait on her"
>next day she unmatched and messages are gone
I know it was probably a "this won't work out, sorry" spiel but it still hurts

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>make tinder
>get 3 likes
>blurred out images
>"please upgrade to gold to see who liked you!"
Is this even remotely worth it

>Haha, I-I sure showed her!!! Look how based I am lads, I just missed out on nudes for memerinos!!
Are you gay?

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yes, use a clear pic of yourself smiling, at the very least, and do some research into proper profile building if you care. keep swiping. swipe on everyone, and dont ever send the first message. dont expect anything, but you never know.

The blurred images are pretty easy to tell who it is if I just go back and forth between the likes and profiles
mad because you are too insecure in yourself to handle constantly never matching anyone and are too tied down to needing a girl
fucking virgin

Where does one obtain a clear pic of themself smiling? I have no friends or social life so I have literally zero pictures of myself, and putting nothing but selfies on a tinder profile just looks pathetic

Ask someone in the street standing around that doesn't look like they can outrun you to take a picture with your phone

>mad because you are too insecure in yourself to handle constantly never matching anyone and are too tied down to needing a girl fucking virgin
fucking triggered lmao so you are gay

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take a selfie? put a bit of work into it, its worth it. google things, people are constantly publishing articles on this stuff.

both of you are the big homo

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lmao I'm not the one who turns down naked girls for le epic meme

wewlad
Someone who offers nudes within 2 seconds of talking ain't worth talking to other than to fuck with

Also time to try and work into this one something about it being all ogre now

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>Someone who offers nudes within 2 seconds of talking ain't worth talking to other than to fuck with
Spoken like a true homosexual

It's "better" not "bitter", more cynical sense of humor

this super cute thick bisexual tomboy gave me compliments on my long hair. what to reply? I want a gf so bad bros

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compliment her on her short hair, then follow up on whatever she has on her bio. if she doesn't have anything on her bio, ask her what her interests and hobbies are. go from there bro.

Send her the American psycho evangelism pasta