The subject is clear. Post. Be as specific as it gets. I'll start. In no specific order:
>virgin (i wouldn't have had this as a requirement if i weren't a virgin myself)
>not a chad (they're scary)
>not a misogynist
>sweet/kind/caring/good guy
>honest
>loyal
>any build is fine (except ripped)
>any height is fine
>any weight is fine
>shaves all body hair (if resembles gordon freeman, beard can stay)
>29 or younger (20-23 preferred)
>if extraverted, entp only
>has any sort of income that would make life together possible
>no mental illnesses unless something non threatening like ocd or anxiety
>not paranoid
>can be offensive if it's funny
>not too political
>not a porn addict
>will not push for: anal sex, performing oral sex on me
>not a zoo, not a pedo, not a necro, not a coprophile
>no mommy/son or father/daughter fetish degeneracy (brother/sister more or less acceptable?)
>not a foot fetishist
>prefers comfy cuddling to sex
>likes cartoons
>likes me
Partner Expectations Thread
>any build is fine (except ripped)
>will not push for: anal sex, performing oral sex on me
>likes me
Damn. I'm out.
>no mommy/son fetish
>likes cartoons
At least stay consistent when making bait threads people.
I feel like this describes me but mainly only because it's vague and is mostly a collection of lenient dealbreakers.
>weeb
>leftist (communist, not a liberal)
>can communicate about difficult issues, not a coward
>disgusted by normalfags and wants nothing to do with them
>emotionally mature
>not super skinny
>doesn't shave body hair
>dominant in and out of bed
Either sex is fine.
Alright, I fulfill everything except virgin, shaves body hair, and likes you (I don't know you, but I like most people I know). I have had two past committed relationships. I would never shave my body hair. Why is that something you'd want, anyway?
>will make a suicide pact together
>can out-wrestle me
>no planes on 9/11
>alcoholic
>hates society
>loves worf
>female (female)
Preferred Traits:
>Has goals, a job, etc.*
>20-35 years old
>Boring
>Smart*
>Physically affectionate
>Okay with/likes clinginess
>Kinda autistic
>Dominant*
>Dislikes socializing
>Introverted*
>Possessive
>Honest and straightforward
>Shares my view of love
>Wants kids*
>Dependent/okay with my dependency*
>White
>Dark hair and eyes
>Taller than me (>5'3")
>Able to trust me
>Doesn't ask why I'm so quiet*
*Absolute requirements
>male
>has a sense of justice
>trustworthy
>not a normie or a hipster
>not a skeleton, but not obese either
>is somewhat edgy so we'll have something in common
>manly (e.g not afraid of normal situations, thrives to become strong)
What?
Those are just the things that came to my mind, I have pretty high expectations all things considered
No hair = cute, especially if he's chubby and has moobs, also manwhore go away
You sound like the most boring person in history
I've got all the required ones, and if I make some assumptions about your views, I'm pretty sure I share all the rest. Maybe my eyes are kind of light, but that's all I see.
When you make shitty bait threads, the least you can do is not so obviously contradict yourself. It's not rocket science, retard.
I would never date a girl over 21 that's never had sex or only a small number of sexual partners. They're the second-most insecure people, next to male incels. I took my first wife's virginity and she was so fucking insecure and sexually repressed. It's honestly the reason I ended up leaving her for a total gutterslut.
How so faggot?
Dude what? I like watching cartoons and I don't like weird mother son fetishes. Where's the connection here
>20-35
Uhh how old are you?
>shoving politics and meme ideologies that far up your ass
My condolences
20 yrs old
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>not paranoid
AH FUCK, YOU DID THIS TO SPITE ME DIDN'T YOU
And you'd prefer a 35 year old to a 19 year old? interesting
It's a joke on cartoons being for children.
>if extraverted, entp only
damn why you got to exclude us ENTJ chads?
>has a job
>not a criminal or a drug addict
>likes to experience things - if your idea of a good time is sitting on the couch playing video games i'll get bored very quickly
>not judgmental
>similar interests in music/art would be cool
>loyal
>dominant but no super weird fetishes
>cartoons are for children
>you want a man who enjoys them
>you don't want him to enjoy an old woman who indulges his childish behavior
It's not about where is the connection, but why you insist on not admitting you fucked up.
No, I said 20-35 because I want someone outside that age range.
I mean if he was a really exceptional 19 year old maybe, but I prefer someone older than me.
Guess I'll bite since I match almost all of these, you in Ontario?
Why is me wanting a communist gf silly when most of you fucks want a 'fashy white tradwife'?
Fun fact I added this the last and put it in the middle because I realized a lot of people are like this (in a relationship especially) and it's not something I can deal with. I never lie and I hate when people doubt me/don't trust me, makes me seethe quite literally
Well you didn't have to be that mean about your joke dude, I'd like to watch cartoons with my (never to be obtained) bf and I don't care if that makes him part manchild
Are entjs any good? I picked entp because every test said I'm intp and i think someone similar to me but extraverted would be a good match
It's not my joke bruh I'm just explaining it as a third party. And it's a good joke.
How tall are your fathers/brothers?
Yeah I can understand that. I knew someone like that. Of course she had to do something suspicious which made me doubt her lmao. C'est la vie. To be honest I'd feel pretty annoyed if someone doubted me because I'm the kind of person to really try to actively do stuff to prove I'm trustworthy.
No it's stupid because it implies this thread was bait and as I said, I seethe when people doubt me
Frig off, Easterner! If she's in Alberta, she's mine.
>22-33
>nerd
>at least mostly stable
>intelligent and able to hold a conversation
>likes to socialise at least a little
>has at least some empathy
>switch or more dominant
>not a midget or giant
>not a reactionary bootlicker
>not a politically correct, refugee loving, "trans rights" asylum patient
>doesn't care about celebrities very much (if at all)
>not promiscuous
>not very overweight or obese
>not from the american empire
>not afraid to question mainstream ideas
>doesn't play blizzard titles
>not obsessed with popular games because they're popular
There are actually girls attracted to the moobs/chubby build? I'm like that and pretty much hairless except groin/armpits. Trying to lose all my extra weight and considering gyno surgery once I drop down.
No brothers, my dad is somewhere between 165-170cm. Why?
Ontario is central Canada, the true east (God's own Maritimes) doesn't start till the Quebec-New Brunswick border.
I just dont want my son to be a manlet is all
idk if you're female but im male and I fit all these except I've played and enjoyed blizzard games in the past and occassionally play WoW
>Are entjs any good?
Well going by the MBTI meme they're stereotyped as being the CEO/analytical leader type and usually are the most financially successful type because they know how to plan things out and set goals.
Dude yes, I find it soo cute. I think manlets and dicklets are also cute, I would have no problem with those physical attributes so long the person was actually good and loving.
Overwatch me dunk on this faggot.
And here you are, an absolute loser despite what a meme test labeled you
>doesn't play blizzard titles
Weirdly specific. What't wrong with some Diablo or Warcraft?