>you wake up in an empty room, bound to a chair, facing Kim Yo-jong, Kim Jong-uns sister. >she informs you you have been abducted to provide her with her daily portion of white semen >failure to provide the required amount of semen daily means you will be sentenced to death and fed alive to her dogs >if you are unwilling to perform your intended role she offers you the alternative of smothering you to death, here and now, by sitting on your face.
But do you cum enough to satiate supreme mommy of best Korea?
Charles Gonzalez
That's how Korean women look without surgery, they all have massive jaws
Jacob Turner
That along with the hairline is just gruesome.
Christopher Clark
I work in tourism and used to see lots of koreans, they are either 10/10 sameface plastic qts(probably due to surgery) or so hideously deformed they barely look human, with massive jaws, bulbous foreheads unfortunate hairlines and extremely slanted eyes, with almost nothing in between those extremes
>when you have extremely low T and probably have a nonexistent sperm count Uhhh sure!
Blake Rivera
Man that is just sad. Can you imagine being one of those grills and having to get money / get someone to pay for your sameface surgery or else you are doomed to low tier dick for the rest of your life
Jose Sanchez
She is racist and does not like whites.
Angel Reyes
>low tier dick
It's not just that, the job market strongly encourages plastic surgery, if you are ugly in Korea you are royally screwed
Aaron Torres
This, I hate having to explain this to Yas Forumstards with yellow fever. North Koreans hate white people more than anything, their ideology is explicitly race nationalism to the point where even other asians are subhuman to them. Whites that visit North Korea aren't allowed to do anything with the women either. Ironically they're the most based country in asia, sexpats get killed.
Angel Hughes
what a peculiar proposal. i accept
Dylan Bell
>required amount of semen And what is that amount? If it's a reasonable amount, I'll make a deal with her that I have to cum in her pussy once a day.
*googles to see how old she is* Perfect, same age as me.
Owen Walker
>to the point where even other asians are subhuman to them. That's a feature in al Asian places. Everyone in the continent but them are self aggrandizing dogs.
Angel Rogers
>captured by norks and this lady is talking to me directly yeah I'm thinking nothing she says is about to be true and that I'm going to get severely tortured regardless
Blake James
>get severely tortured regardless
Cock and balls torture
Parker Russell
wouldn't doubt it and it would be terrifying
Jace Rodriguez
Yeah, but in their case there's a literal caste system where if you're even so much as 1 quarter non-North Korean, you're at the very bottom of their caste system and won't get much food. They also think South Koreans are mutts which is true.
>They also think South Koreans are mutts which is true. Press X to doubt.jpg How do you explain the love-hate relationship between the two countries that has been going on for over 70 years?
It's a weird thing. Both of them see the other side as long lost brothers yet politically they have to be the ones who are right.
Nolan Reyes
Huh. Who knew the sister of that guy could look like that. Then again it could be plastic surgery. Korea's good for that.
Did they prove bro dead yet?
Zachary Collins
Tell her my semen is white but my skin color isn't.
Joseph Fisher
>plastic surgery that's mainly an SK thing to get jaws shaved NK women are pretty much all natty, which means they have big jaws, big foreheads and big cheekbones like she does
Gabriel White
>How do you explain the love-hate relationship between the two countries that has been going on for over 70 years? who says they have to be ideologically consistent? they go back and fourth between liking and hating trump too