>his dick is below 17cm
DROPPED
and yes, I know the average is like 15cm but I think I can do better than a 5/10
His dick is below 17cm
By the time you see it, I will get it wet one way or another.
fun fact:
you can't.
sorry, that fact isn't fun at all.
>tfw 12x9
>every relationship got ruined after having sex
Inches?
That's comically large. Condolences, bro; I bet guys hate you and women fear you.
how the fuck do you even get 9cm girth lol
>i only date men with 20+ cm dicks
>ow aaaaw don't do that
>come on i'm alive down there
>can we try doggy
>i'll just suck you off and pose with it against my head for the photo is that ok
every fucking time
I hate to break this to you smallbois, but anything under 7 inches (~18 cm) is considered micropenis, clinically speaking.
>Tfw just wondering what compels some 15 year old kid to type this up at an ungodly time of the hour disappointing his parents with every waking moment
>i'll just suck you off and pose with it against my head for the photo is that ok
>pose with it against my head for the photo
>for the photo
Wut?