How was your 23rd birthday?

I haven't celebrated my bd since i was probably 16.
Sometimes I even forget it entirely and go few months without even realizing.
>"oh shit, im actually 29. fuck my birthday was 2 months ago."

>went to work
>came home
>probably masturbated to hentai or something
Just like every day.

I don't even remember. I probably got thai food delivered and ate it with my parents.

it hasn't happened yet, so I'll tell you about my last birthday, 19th birthday, beginning of march

>wake up
>happy birthday!
>we don't have any money, but your party will be next week, okay?
>drink some beer middle of day
>sob my eyes out to some nostalgic music and memories
>go to sleep

and here's how the party went
>coronavirus concerns make my parents forget that my birthday ever happened
>after a week, break down into a major depression

no gifts, no nothing, beer had been there for unrelated reasons. a weight set I asked for for unrelated reasons was lost in the mail and we are waiting for a refund to this day, while I get yelled at for asking when they'll be reordered. there is no pictures of me blowing out candles, there was no cake.

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I was working, I've worked every birthday since I was about 20, apart from my 24th

here's the highlight from the day of this birthday

>about 7pm
>looking through twitch streamers
>check in to a streamer I heard about 2 days ago
>"blah blah blah blah funny video"
>video starts
>birthday song
>"happy birthday *my name*"
>make a twitch account and frantically start asking chat who the person in the song was supposed to be after the stream ends
>"it's just a guy" "it's a made up character" "the streamer made a character and then made a song about him, lol, that song is a classic"
>go back to binge drinking
>never miss the streamers stream ever again

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>pubs
>some pubs

Northern scum, go scran a pasty next to the bins, you ugly troglodyte.

Went out to a Japanese restaurant with friends and then made sure my mentally ill friend didn't hurt himself.

That was two birthdays, ago. I don't really remember. I was probably working. My friend's mom and sister made me a cake for my 24th though, it made me feel a little bit loved for a while

Broke up with my gf of 5 years on my 23rd. What a time.