What's stopping you from achieving the low bf% shredded body and slaying mad pussy?

I have that body, but it doesn't help me, it's not like I'm going around shirtless

why don't you try going to the beach and approaching girls there (when covid shit has gone away)

I already do. I am too shy to 'slay mad pussy' and, frankly, I don't want to anyway.

So is the guy in the middle

Working out with a pair of dumbells is all you need for this kind of body

I could get there pretty quickly. Just enjoy being a lazy cunt too much.

The gyms are closed right now and I have no way to do RDLs at home

how about you stop doing a meme exercise and making excuses

the bag of cheese im eating

There aren't any situations where you can take your shirt off here

I'm too lazy I guess

I like actually being strong, functional and eating pasta at the same time.
>carb cutting
>fasting
Faggots.

i could "slay mad pussy" right now if I wanted, I could top a random dude or get topped right now too, or fuck a tomboy waifu, or an actual ftm, or a mtf, or get bbc, or get a cute black chick and fuck her
I have tinder matches on all of those, girls, guys, trannies, niggers, sandniggers, mexicans, etc.

what's stopping me is not my body fat percentage, what's stopping me is deep rooted distrust of people, hatred of whoring around, racism, and ultimately, the biggest cock blocker, lifelong trauma related to sex, being fucked over, repeated insulting and bullying, and learned hatred of humans who aren't exactly like me
If I found someone who was just like me, I would still be incapable of meeting up with them out of fear of them wanting sex. even then, if they didn't want sex, I would be afraid of them wanting sex and fear of them seeing me as an incel would prevent me from asking. even if they said it first, I would be afraid of them cheating because I wouldn't be able to have sex, afraid of them eventually turning on me in a malicious way because I've been called annoying so many times, afraid of them calling me attractive out of pity, because of how many times I've been called ugly, and lastly, unable to connect with them because there is no way to find someone exactly like me and they will eventually find something about me annoying or stupid.

it fucking feels like I have been softlocked in the game of life by being an ugly child. nobody actually cares if you're 5"4', covered in stretch marks and acne scars, they read those parts of the bio, read the funny part after it, see my pics, and swipe right anyways, and somehow my brain insists I'm an abomination and they're swiping right out of pity, that they're messaging me first out of pity. I have a literal selection of people who get wet or hard at the thought of me and I cringe when I see myself in the mirror

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No one is here to read an essay

Literally experiencing hunger pains nearly 24/7.

tl;dr
body no matter when you be traumatised for life
nothing matter when you too scared of naked partner have sex you or even scared of have partner

read a book user, it might improve your life a little bit and you'll be able to read more than 3 sentences without sperging out like the retard you are

>be me
>suddenly develop pectus excavatum at 17
>get diagnosed, doctor says it's not severe enough to get surgery for
>it is severe enough to be noticeable and hideous
>literally can't take shirt off in front of people, haven't done so in years
Why would I bother getting a body like that if my chest would just ruin it?
I feel your pain user

This hits close to home except I don't even have the physical flaws you mentioned.

Still too long, ten words or less please

I didn't read 1 sentence

>what's stopping you from achieving the low bf% shredded body
I will have it by Thanksgiving.
>and slaying mad pussy?
I'm old, poor, ugly, incompatible with almost everyone and I'm too much of a moralfag to exploit people.

oh yeah? well I saw your mom on tinder and swiped left fucking nerd

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>tl;dr tl;dr
SEX anxiety FEAR of intimacy