"Mornin' user bro, did you get much sleep? Mom and I were pretty wild last night, eh?"

>"Mornin' user bro, did you get much sleep? Mom and I were pretty wild last night, eh?"

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I'm not going to lie I would like to be this big

most bodybuilders are below average height

Looks like a Neanderthal. Gross.

Unironically I'd drop my pants, get on all fours, flare my cheeks, and wink my hole. Goddamn I'd love to get that dude's monster rod in my ass!

Fuck me! I'd get down and suck his monster meat

I've been nearly this big and it's stupidly hard to maintain. You have to put conscious effort into maintaining it every single day. The amount of food you need to eat is ridiculous.

Is this supposed to be like my step dad? Cause it's coming across like he's my brother and idk if I can deal with that this early in the morning.

why is he reading "Caribbean Living" travel magazine? did he take that from an airplane? there's no way there's any good articles in there.

10 Bitcoins this guy is a big gay.

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I heard it's impractical to be this big though? You get shit stamina especially when you try to run, and strength wise you are not as good as people with proper strength training.

Not that big. Big as pic related is impractical

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Looks a bit like steroids to me.

>impractical
Well it entirely depends on what you are trying to accomplish. If you want to be good at long distance running, being big is not good. If you want to be strong, or do it for the aesthetics, being big can be good. And the guy in OP's pic isn't even that big. Guys with slim waist tend to look huge when there's nothing to compare to.

I would laugh nervously and then go back to my room for baseball bat and knife.

more like synthol injections, the fuck is up with his pecs, looks shopped lmao

>looks like my chemistry teacher
huh

Your bro, aka mom's favorite son.

I can confirm this, you need to eat like a pig.

>"Eww I hate guys like him! Yeah i'd fuck him, but nice guys are better~"

He's not super big, he's just pretty much in shape and muscular.

Look at all his veins and stuff, that's good.
Obviously he would not be a super athlete runner, but I think he would do better than the average dude

Though I do think he looks like he's using steroids or something, his neck muscles are too big.

>giant pecks
muh fucking dick

I would unironically support my mom dating my brother if he looked like that.

wh-what went wrong

I want him to fuck my mom

how do i get a bf that looks like either of these two?

Be a mom with a Chadson

I mean sure, you want to stay ripped with a sixpack and stuff. If you got some fat on you your muscles are easier to maintain. I just eat like i would normally but i still bench 130kg and deadlift 180 while not working out for weeks at a time occationally

Be equally good looking.

So what you're saying is it's impossible?

Guys like this were MADE to take the place of betadad and fuck their cock starved moms.