Ideal gf/bf thread. Draw yourself as one, have a good time, maybe even find true love unlikely

Last time i made a thread like this people were flaming me for apparently insinuating i might be an actual ideal bf while it's literally just the name of the meme
So yeah no thanks

Fuck off you insecure little drama hungry fucking compliment fishing piece of garbage

Always wanted to do this, overdid it I think

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you sound like some of those kids at school who would correct people if they said stalactite or stalagmite the wrong war round, and then grew up to hate everyone outside your friend group.

Lmfao at least i got recognized for that absolute shitstorm of a thread
But fr i was just bored, don't know why everyone assumed i was fishing for compliments with the self-depricating shit.
I kinda wanted it to be some sort of a "describe how you feel about yourself" thread so there was something to talk about other than trannies and BBC

I don't hate anyone, in fact, I generally try to be helpful and friendly. But I don't have a filter, and I don't tolerate bullshit.

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Sorry if I overdid it a bit :/

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>ideal waifu
>wants children
>has her own interests, and likes to learn and broaden her interests
>likes doggos as much as I do
>takes care of herself moderately well, and works to improve herself if she is unhappy with something about herself
>doesnt smoke. Maybe only drinks a little.
>is more introverted than outgoing.

Not a whole lot to ask for, but still not easy to find.

yo check it, dawg
flip the switch

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I skipped the last one

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Eww a tranny

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Ewwwww a tranny
get out whore

Faggot
More of a faggot than the actual faggot
Not going to read a fucking textbook on how much of a loser you are
Only half-decent one in this thread
Yas Forums users in one picture

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you are not welcome here. please leave

This is almost exactly me.

>80's honda city
That bitch better have a motocompo

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Based und redpilled, love you guys no homo

choo choo ~UwO~

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Dating a mtf is the ultimate redpill, go back to fucking leddit you fucking normies

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made one of these for the first time

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Get the fuck out of here and lick you wife's girlfriend's(male) maggot and aids riddled, pus excreeting shit covered neo-vagina while its manly horseface with a wig looms over you, cuck

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>has a boy's name carved into her belly
that's when it got too weird for me, dawg.

What even

originabruh

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You want to talk user? I'll drop an email.

this is me posing as an ideal. salami

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You sound like me although I'm not fragile. I'd expect a break up text but only because I feel humans aren't that dependable. You sound really cute though but we don't live in the same country. I doubt you're worthless.

Y'all incels so pathetic lmao
How could you want that pathetic trash lmao
Have sex

Oh shit we got an ALPHA MALE in the thread.