CWC thread

CWC thread. Nuff said.

Can you explain what Chris was doing in the dressing room, wiggling around and going "wawa wawa wawa".

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I kinda he makes a shit show when Pony life comes out
I could really use the laugh

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I don't live inside his skull. Wtf are you asking me?

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>I don't live inside his skull.
He lives rent free in ours tho

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how long until the dimensional merge, bros?

>He lives rent free in ours tho
N-no! I forgot he existed until this thread reminded me. Heh.

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I used to watch beavis & butthead when I was a kid but I got sick of it because they'd show 30 seconds of the cartoon and then a shitty music video

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>internet psychopaths spend their entire free time agitating and fucking with a lone retard doing stuff like pretending to be his girlfriend
>"how could he go so wrong?"

True, bro. People don't see the truth about Chris Chan because they're too busy entertaining themselves with his failures

Did anyone else catch that livestream a few days ago of him with some local musician? That shit was painful to watch.

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What would Freud say about modern smartphone addicted people whose reward systems are completely dependent on Internet entertainment that mainly consists of gossip?

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He's going to be fucked without Barb

how do I stop being the one in the middle?

Idk about u but he's painful to watch in general. It's a shame that tard wasn't put out of his misery years ago. I feel bad for that poor suffering lunatic.

it's his parents fault. they babied him too much, Autism isn't an excuse for the shit he's done.

well mostly would say what the ffuuckc is the internet?

Stop using the Internet. I've limited my Yas Forums time to 2 hours per day so I'm not here all day.

This was to me one of those rare moments where Chris actually wasn't the main source of embarssment here.

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The gesalt:
>original intent was to have an interview with Chris, have a local musician play his music in between and have a q&a with callers
>Skype is set to automatically answer all calls and host has no idea how to not make it do that
>host tries to talk with local musician, but gets cutoff because calls keep coming in for Chris, err um I mean Sonichu
>musician tries continue but gets cut off AGAIN due to everyone spam calling for the autist of the hour
>after a while, musician sees that he's the third wheel and voluntarily sees himself out
>'Sonichu' and host just taking calls and making jokes
>stream ends with an awkward joke that seems to even make Chris nervous

The whole damn thing was a shitshow. The musician was paid but fuck I can't imagine what he must have felt like to witness something he didn't see coming.

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Like anyone is there for that musical guy

Chris Chan is a troll. He's doing this to win an Oscar for his acting.

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>Acting
there is no acting, he is truly fucking insane

Seriously, fuck Chris's parents. They enabled him completely. If Chris was still young, he would have been savable had he gone the route of Yas Forums, therapy, and voice deepening surgery

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We didn't start the fire, we just fanned the flame. Chris was already fucked before we discovered him. His parents were too old and too tired from raising their kids from their previous marriages to really give a shit about raising him properly, so they just put him in front of the TV and threw toys at him to keep him quiet. They didn't get him the help he so very clearly needed, because they didn't want the stigma of a child in special education. They didn't bother to teach him anything he needed to know, whether it was how to take care of himself or how to behave in public. Even if he hadn't been discovered, he would still be an obnoxious, oblivious piece of shit. And honestly, a lot of the bad things that have happened to him were his own damn fault. The trolls didn't make him upload shecameforcwc.jpg. The trolls didn't make him burn down his house. The trolls didn't make him pepper spray that guy at GameStop, or hit Snyder with his car.

if it was all acting he would definitely win

Why does he look so fucked nowadays? His eyes are sunken in like a ghoul and his hair is patchy and soaked in grease. He literally looks like he's about to die of a terminal illness

Chris does not take care of himself at all. We're talking about someone who eats at Maccys three times a day, lives in a house so filled with crap (including literal crap) that it would be indistinguishable from a landfill if not for the walls, and genuinely believes that AXE is an adequate substitute for actually bathing.

>Never showers
>tries to get estrogen in system
>eats junk food
>never cleans his house
>balding

What do you mean Chris looks fucked?
For someone who is almost 40 and has never any concept of healthy life, he looks surprisingly good.
I'm 30 and have to eat supplements so my balding wouldn't progress, and I treat my skin because I look wrinkled and tired as fuck. If anything I'm jealous of Chris. Someone with his mindset usually weighs 600 pounds.

At least we know Barb is still kicking. Despite being yelled at. The greatest happening is still ahead of him, when she finally passes on.

Wasn't even that bad looking, imagine if he was autistic about lifting instead of video games.

If she catches corona she's dead. And when she dies, Chris is fucked like a drunk chick at a frat party.