I really do like you user....youre going to make some woman very happy one day

>I really do like you user....youre going to make some woman very happy one day

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Get the fuck out of my house! And stop saying all this random shit to me, I don't even know you!

>youre going to make some woman very happy one day
why the fuck do women say that? are they lying?

It's the nice way of saying you're sweet but I'd never in my fucking life date you.

>youre going to make some woman very happy one day
I'm sure that my mom will be happy when I kill myself some day.

Thanks, bringing happiness and joy to the world is a very rewarding experience. I am glad that you are confident in my ability to do so.

You give really great complements. I really like that about you.

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has this actually ever happened to any of you?

I want to put my SEED inside her

no, but it feels like its f'ing happening right now

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Hahaha, me, user? You're so funny! I really mean it when I say... wait you're serious?
Oh, user.. you're like a brother to me... I meant that you'd make any other woman in the world besides me happy. Not like, well, you do make me happy, but not in, you know, that way...
We're such great friends, I'd hate to ruin that.

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stop fuckign talking to me bitch pls

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I have been told by someone that "I like you, you are fun and know how to make people happy"
But it was a child, with a group of other kids, and I "made them happy" because I said it was totally fine to get ether burgers or chicken nuggets and I would just order them in numbers of who had their hand raised for what. Rather then the normal head chaperone that just orders whatever gets the most votes for everybody because they "ain't got time for that" when it comes to individual orders.

Kids are usually pretty easy to please unless they have been spoiled to hell or they are in a totally inconsolable mood.

> I like you too, I can tell you're gonna make some man very happy one day.

Heh, that is a pretty good counter complement. Puts you on equal footing.

Its a nice way of saying please dont flip on me you crazy mentally unhinged incel.

A-user? What are you doing? No, I'm serious, you're acting so strange, please don't be like that...

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femanon, lets not turn this rape into a murder

You mean is a passive aggressive bitch move that only a used up whore with her gapping hallway vagina could use. I'll will choke the next bitch who uses that throw away line on me. She'll probably orgasm like the disgusting whore she is and then 30 years later write a book about how terrible men are.

#metoo #yesallmen #thisissatire,fbichan.

Calm down, virgin. Go get laid then come back to this thread.

I told this to some loser last week on steam

O-ow, user, what has come over you? No, please, that hurts! Stop! I thought we were-OW! SOMEONE, PLEASE!
PLEASE HELP!

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I'm not angry from being an incel. Sex is easy with the modern whore. No, I'm angry from how fucking impossible it is to obtain intimacy with these used up, second hand whore.

>I may have sucked 37 dicks, user. But that doesn't mean I love you less.
Bull fucking shit.

Had a girl I worked with tell me multiple times I'd make someone very happy one day without the "I like you" preface. I always just confidently said "I know" and would take a sip of my lager (she'd usually say it whenever we had end of the week drinks).

Later got off with her after I quit but nothing happened beyond that because apparently I'm able to misread swapping saliva.

what a cute little roastie

>youre going to make some woman very happy one day

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I dont think you should focus on one girl only. I did it and I had problems but I think that made it worse too. Even she told me to go to a whore party and fuck a twerking thot. My grandma said never give a girl all your love or all your money. And a lot of guys around me tell me ways they have burner phones, how easy it is to fuck, or how they tell their girlfriends they need to fuck or theyre gonna look for pussy elsewhere. I have my own problems that I didnt jump in with dating yet but I plan on doing it.

every time i get reject they say that because the want me to go away

As long as you don't lie about being exclusive when you aren't then I don't really see spinning plates as a problem unless you are in a committed long term relationship with someone you are trying to build a family with.

During casual dating in relationships that aren't built to last it is totally fine as long as you aren't leading the other person on about your level of commitment.

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thanks homie. I hope you find someone who treats you nicely as well

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Pulling that shit off on my ex gave the biggest serotonin dosage of my life.

yeah. and I once had a girl tell me that if she had met me before her bf, we'd totally be dating. While her bf was there. I did pic related and then didn't talk to anyone for a year.

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