Post yourself as ideal bf/gf

Here's an image of me, if anyone's interested

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>self proclaimed sociopath
Just lol

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c-contact?
Normie
Hmmm
Babbys first Yas Forums
Please leave before it's too late, too wholesome
Sex
Botanical garden job seems comfe, you're something else though
Actual factual normie who wants to stand out. Really retarded

>you're something else though
I'm pretty much what happens when mental illness takes over then you fix it, for the most part. It seems like most people either fall deep into depression or die during mania.

>claims to be self-aware
>is actually just lazy but blames mental illness

If you could READ my therapist said I'm self aware not me, I know I'm lazy dicktwit, why do you think I'm a lost cause?

I'm diagnosed ASPD and I've been a hikikomori for longer then most have browsed this board, in reality I just copied all of the normalfag traits that might apply to me from soc ideal posts and hoped it'd work in getting a (You), if it looks normie that's why. I wanted to look normal.

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>Sex
Cryptic

2bh I glanced at your post when rating all of them, and then actually read it after and felt bad for calling you a normie. Blue hair just implanted normie into my brain. Regardless, I hope you heal
sex

Just stop being lazy you larping normie.

I like this, my tag is [hide]Thundy#0152[/hide] add me

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I meant to put spoiler hello my brain is retarded, still thinking of forum BBcode

Ok
normie
This is absolutely positively not origey

I see many people have quotes in their charts. I assume I can't rip quotes straight from my brain if I've never actually vocalized the thoughts?

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>sex
No thank you friendo, good luck on your quest

Where's your ideal, punk? I WONT THINK ABOUT until then

Wtf? I don't want sex. I'm calling your MS figure sexy.

>WHAT THE FUCK????? Wow ok hunny, I never even wanted you in the first place haha lmao. Go have sex, virgin!
And thank you, it's sexy because it looks like me.

God incels are so retarded just because I say the word sex cryptically they think I want sex with them? Stupid beta faggot uses his coomer brain and thinks because I said sex I want to bang him even though he's anonymous. SO GROSS.

Oh I'm gross? I. Am. Gross? Let me tell you about your STINKY pussy, okay? Well, what can I say: it's gross, it stinks, it stinks of foid, it stinks of chad's cock, or something. I haven't actually smelled chad's cock but that's probably what it smells like.

a-are you replying to the wrong post?
Also you know what Chad's cock smells like HAHA fag..... I only like smelly NEET cock

Misquoted.
Here's your (You). Slut.

Here you go, as you can tell I'm an ideal CHAD that's also BASED AND REDPILLED and basically this is your LAST CHANCE to get someone as well refined as myself, don't miss out!

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Gross go away yucky stinky don't want.

please love me!!!!

tag: therapy#0283

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Shut up whore I'll slit your throat for insulting me on these anonymous imageboard you fucking bitch, nice guys like me always finish last!!!!

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Honestly kinda cute - I'd go after someone like that

I really dont know how to make these. here is my cringey attempt

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>smelly NEET cock
Hey there, I might have something for ya

aaaahhhhh~! th-thank you....

rofl, just so everyone knows this is the trailer park "Chad" who went across the USA to fuck a 300+ lb hamplanet BPD roastie named gummy

AHAHAHAHAHAH he clicked the wrong sequence of numbers, let's all laugh at him!

Not.

Maybe this is funny in Foid Land, but us males have a sophisticated sense of humour. We Bros would say "Hey, it's ok, fellow bro, we all make mistakes! Group hug!"

But foids, well, that's a different story. Vicious. Horrible. Evil.

I wasn't laughing at him for replying to the wrong post, I was laughing at him knowing what chad's cock smells like. Learn to read incel gooner god you guys are like sooooo brain dead anyway do you want my fans only or what?

What're your hobbies/things you say youre "good at" femanon?

>knowing r9k and discord personalities
The only one I'm ROFL at is YOU. Mongoloid

Yes please can you "drop" your Venmo also, I wish to be "fin" "dommed" by a fine lady such as yourself.

Cooking, shitposting in threads like these that our destroying the state of Yas Forums as we know it, arts and crafts
I was going to make kickboxing a hobby before quarantine