Imagine being a 8''x7" dicklet, lmao

Imagine being a 8''x7" dicklet, lmao

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Satire image, but the original, authentic image was pretty horrible. It caused such a shitstorm back in 2004 or 2005 when it was first released. I'm 7 3/4" by 5 1/4", and I think I was just barely a C.

Do you have the original? I'm not sure if I'm a E or D
>4.5x3

This is the original, user

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That image wasn't authentic either bro. The pic was made by a site that sold penis enlargement pills lmao

Have you considered:
Learning how to fuck instead of just put penis in hole?
Do you know what foreplay is?
Have you asked your partner what they like to do When its hot and heavy?

Thanks ;-;
I'll stay away from girls

No! Don't stay away from girls, you seem cute and nice. Fuck that scam image.

You see, every girl that tried to have a relationship with me wanted a big dick. Even sent me memes implying I have a big one despite not seeing it.
Crayons are useless compared to Pringles cans

nice meme
I'm only 6 x 5.5 and was too big for 3 of my exes to even be able to fuck comfortably

>11'' x 7.25'' is enjoyable but 5.5'' x 4.5'' aka the literal national average is not even satisfying

Can't believe people actually got trolled by this image and thought it was legit

Have you ever asked a woman to measure something just by looking at it? Suddenly barely visible spiders are 6" across, and your car is scratched because she thought she had another few feet of space.

Are you a girl? Would my 10" x 6.5" dick be acceptable or is it too big?

Extremely painful, but I'd find it very hot if I was in love with you.

Eh girls tend to say that but it's not like I would keep plowing into you while you were screaming out in pain. Unless you are into that, of course. We can make it as painful as you would like. I wouldn't mind going slow and using an entire bottle of lube.

>self reported
>asking women

if the girl liked the sex she'll say the number that sounds big to her
if she didn't like it, she will say the number that sounds small to her

i don't even know how long my dick is, from heresay its anything from 14 cm to 20

Go and measure it, give us a report about how you feel
This could be fun

Unless a really hates you she will never underestimate your size. He's at most 15 cm.

Here is the original chart

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nah, not interested
at this point in my life its more fun to hear what the girls say, because it doesn't fucking matter how long it actually is

OP here, just found the original

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>tfw still E

tfw 4x4"
why does it bother me so much, it's not like any women will see it

square dick gang

>tfw 7x5.25
feels good being A-tier chad

What did women say about your dick?

>4x4
don't know anything about cars and always wondered what it meant
another mystery solved

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I'm in the B, but what does it matter if I don't get the chance to fuck anyways

I'm lvl23 virgin and nobody but me has ever seen my erect penis

Imagine being the 6th literal fucking teenager today to post about dick size on this board.

>the literal national average is not even satisfying
Makes sense.
Women don't care about statistics and being with "average" is horrifying for them.

except that time you whored on soc

I've never been to /soc/

>tfw barely made it to A
kek see ya later faggots

>tfw 8x5.25
Is mine worse? I think yours is long enough to be considered long but also probably looks fuller than mine, if that makes sense