>Meanwhile, at the fantasy Yas Forums village...
Meanwhile, at the fantasy Yas Forums village
>"Hello, I'm looking for a winged hussar gf!"
Druids rise up
"A gf, a gf, my horse, for a gf! Maybe that 5'11 manlet over there too!"
You're not gonna find any women around these parts laddie
>the town rapist strangles your kids
Assembling a party, what ye good for?
>what ye good for?
Like other people here, nothing.
You sleep rather soundly for a robot
My brew is not good enough yet. Will the day ever come when I finally develop a batch worth experiencing? The dream of changing the lives of others with wholesome inebriating elixir might never come to be, but I shall keep at it as long as the motivation runs through my veins.
>3E 433
>not joining the cult of the Deep Ones
what are you doing, robots
*inhales*
>Hello Potion Seller.
>I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.
>*blocks your path*
what do, anons?
Fook off impies bloom'n 'ate da lot ovyas ya buncha rite pooftahs fook off down souf befor I clobber yer 'ead in wiv me axe
big poo poos
This is what Yas Forums would really look like as a town.
we block their path in return?
how do i wear gobnil mail?
sucky sucky 10gp
why are you trying on your fembot gfs clothes?
>tfw orcs raided my hometown, stealing all of our goods, raping our women, and spanking me raw until my buttcheeks turned permanently red
>would you like to purchase some herbs, spices perhaps?
I'm looking for some "spellcasting reagents" if you know what I mean.
where is the slave market? I am here to pick up a qt twink catboy bf to tie up and abuse (with cuddles of course)
>of course, we'll sort ya out real nice, don't you worry.
>what do, anons?
fuck them up
im looking for the guild hall. i've got some goblin slaying to do.
gtfo racist ass goblins are just like us
Found the racist
>sigh
I know how to harvest crops
goblins are evil creatures. there is no such thing as a good goblin.
*unsheaths my short sword*
i will kill all the goblins