Meanwhile, at the fantasy Yas Forums village

>Meanwhile, at the fantasy Yas Forums village...

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>"Hello, I'm looking for a winged hussar gf!"

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Druids rise up

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"A gf, a gf, my horse, for a gf! Maybe that 5'11 manlet over there too!"

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You're not gonna find any women around these parts laddie

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>the town rapist strangles your kids

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Assembling a party, what ye good for?

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>what ye good for?
Like other people here, nothing.

You sleep rather soundly for a robot

My brew is not good enough yet. Will the day ever come when I finally develop a batch worth experiencing? The dream of changing the lives of others with wholesome inebriating elixir might never come to be, but I shall keep at it as long as the motivation runs through my veins.

>3E 433
>not joining the cult of the Deep Ones
what are you doing, robots

*inhales*

>Hello Potion Seller.
>I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.

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>*blocks your path*
what do, anons?

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Fook off impies bloom'n 'ate da lot ovyas ya buncha rite pooftahs fook off down souf befor I clobber yer 'ead in wiv me axe

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big poo poos

This is what Yas Forums would really look like as a town.

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we block their path in return?

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how do i wear gobnil mail?

sucky sucky 10gp

why are you trying on your fembot gfs clothes?

>tfw orcs raided my hometown, stealing all of our goods, raping our women, and spanking me raw until my buttcheeks turned permanently red

>would you like to purchase some herbs, spices perhaps?

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I'm looking for some "spellcasting reagents" if you know what I mean.

where is the slave market? I am here to pick up a qt twink catboy bf to tie up and abuse (with cuddles of course)

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>of course, we'll sort ya out real nice, don't you worry.

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>what do, anons?
fuck them up

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im looking for the guild hall. i've got some goblin slaying to do.

gtfo racist ass goblins are just like us

Found the racist
>sigh

I know how to harvest crops

goblins are evil creatures. there is no such thing as a good goblin.
*unsheaths my short sword*
i will kill all the goblins