according to Wikipedia he is 34, no idea how someone could look so bad at that age
Male cellulitis
Jayden Martinez
Colton Foster
Even he could get a gf looking like that at the age of 34, im such a fucking failure for not being able to get one, that pic has honestly made me feel worse, its like he is mocking me
Justin Diaz
Okay I'll bite....Here's mine!
I weigh over 330lbs
Robert Sanchez
Don't feel too bad user, his gf is pretty unsightly so its not much of an accomplishment. Any reason in particular you can't get a gf?
Jose Smith
His wife either has IQ lower than 70 or is on crack all the time, it's ok.
Evan Lewis
Just poor social skills, cant make friends either but still, to be beaten by that la creatura thing, its insulting to my existence
Chase Cruz
>poor social skills
I can relate, but like I said his gf is hideous anyway so don't feel insulted.
Joseph Kelly
cellulitis is a bacterial infection often of the skin, are you sure you don't mean cellulite? nigger ass shit
Hunter Peterson
Yeah you are right, we are better than him (atleast i fucking hope so)
Caleb Morgan
>ok I'll bite
jesus fucking christs, you're literally unbitable