/britfeel/

Watching a re-run of Loose Women on tv on the background.
These women are like
>hurrr why are we teaching kids what Pythagoras theorem still when they don't know what APR is
Stupid paki cunt. This sort of mentality is the sort of reason we have so many mongs in our country and we don't develop anything anymore.
You want to teach your kid how to use a credit card at 12 instead of some fundamental maths. Dumb roastie cunts.

my friend really needs me right now but she's in another country and i can't get to her
god i feel fucking helpless
she's so special lads

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Just stop enough of the venomous critical comments on my life
Just stop the judgment and all of your pseudo-involvement in my life
Sit back a moment, and look at the miracle starting in the light
Don't stop a moment, and let the incredible happen knowing that
All that you want is to criticize
Something for nothing
And all that I want is forgiveness one more time
To be the best in the worldddd

Is flossing your teeth an american thing?
I've never flossed my teeth once in my life.

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He came, He saw
He got trip quads
He made Disturbed famous again
He left

les get it started in HUH les get it started in HERE

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>implying you have a grasp of basic maths

1 ~= 3
both id fuck

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48 San miguels for 16.37 euros :o

Going to try make some funky polish thing called smalec. Basically lard, bacon, onions and erb n ting.
ooo, I'll go get some of the ingredients on thursday.

He wasn't implying that.

>48 San miguels for 16.37 euros
Sounds a bit forrin to me.
Are you getting drunk enough to ram the snickers up yer bum?

are you the lad that replaced the CPU paste and killed their PC? Also yeah i'd say monitors usually come with some form of speakers as standard although they're usually shit tier

>implying you aren't him

guy in the middle works out but he still looks worse than the two that don't
is there any point to getting in shape if you're under 6'? it's just embarrassing

I'm not smart enough to know to pretend to be myself in that kind of situation.

rewatching Breaking Bad and it occurred to me that Walt would have been far happier if he married Marie instead of Skyler. Even though the show never hints at that ever being a possibility, they actually have a lot in common and for one thing Marie isn't a nagging holier than thou cunt like Skyler.

if youre not handsome at least forget it

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What languages can /britfeel/ speak?
You ARE learning another language... right tovarisch?

i can speak french to a degree main language is arabic darja, i train in english

French and British sign language

Yes thats me, never had any problems doing it before. Truth is I think its been on its way out for a bit anyway though because it beeped a number of times and I iust ignored, but I'm no expert so I dont know if its supposed to just suddenly stop working or not. I'll go over everything again and unplug it all.

Thana I'm sure if you travelled to Scotland you would find Plump. It's just a short swim across the Med.

i'm absolutely seething rn

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German to a basic level because of school. I also fell for the Japanese meme at one point, even went to a couple of local Japanese lessons. But then when I grew out of my weeb phase and stopped watching anime I basically forgot it all. Now I just like to learn little bits of languages that I'm interested in, or from places that I go to. But I wouldn't say I SPEAK another language. I don't have the motivation to fully commit myself to learning one completely.

Looks like zoomie

fluent in english, american, and canadian.

You know those poos you have where you feel way better after?

Just had one.

Ahm Scottish, pol.

Thinking of Learning German in case I ever find the need to flee to Austria or Switzerland lad, but it's a very very on off affair.

Same, also Australian.

I would insert my penis into her, after consent was received.

Going to break the fast with a spam and cheese butty.
16 not eating 8 eating. It's easy when you're poor, just have to get used to saying "shut yer face stupid tummy"

Just checked my Universal Credit payment for this month...
Up from 317 quid to 409! What a pleasant surprise.

She's a goddess on the highway, a goddess in the car
A goddess going faster than she's ever gone before
AND I KNOW, IT AIN'T GONNA LAAAAAST

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Sans Miguel, lad.

Rice pudding good for thermal compound.

Don't forget Kiwi.

I can understand some french because I played on a french server in an online game for a long time, I'm learning Japanese for obvious reasons.

Based, this virus has literally been nothing but upsides

I'm getting paid 1200 a month to do nothing just like you.

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I bet Skyler takes cock like a champ. Shared out between the lads on a Friday after work. Maybe the teachers would come over, have a few brewskis, then pass her around until she's full of cum.

hah i always forget about those upside-down cunts
she might appreciate that in the short term but it's more the long-term that she needs help with

WHY DO I KEEP BEING RECOMMENDED ALL THESE FEMALE TO MALE TRANNERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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shit tits though

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I mean the actress, lad, not your friend.

pubs been cancelled my lads

A feeling of nothingness has overcome me. It's definitely lockdown related. What a miserable time to be alive.

I live for those poos. Was it a one wipe wonder too?