>"user, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."
Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.
Because that appears fairly gay.
Getting pussy ain't gay though
its not, its really not
why not? all the usual excuses sound like cope to me.
metaphysics is pretty gay. epistemology, ethics, and political phil is all that matters.
>skip today's Metaphysics lecture
you had me there, let's go.
because working at the local hipster cafe once you graduate and still hanging out with undergrads gets old after a while
its not, because i dont live in a country with women cute like this. i dont have a problem with being single if these are my conditions but this isn't in reach at this point in time
Sounds fucking horrible desu.
Because I'm the black guy who college aged girls actually fuck. You should have seen how many different preppy college girls I've smashed on tinder before coronavirus picked up. Last summer it was at least one a week and some of them had boyfriends who work instead of go to school.
These girls know what they want and some weak little kid studying chemistry at their school with help from mum and dad ain't it.
>Why isn't or wasn't this your life?
1) Philosophy won't land you a job
2) Skipping classes is gay
3) Local hipster cafe is full of cunts
4) I know already by heart all my cities museums
5)Don't like watching movies
6) I work solo for my essays
7) Fornicating outside the bonds of marriage is a sin
Want more reasons?
eat your bat soup and go to bed chink dicklet
You need a big safety net for that life to be within reach. Not only is not "easy" it doesn't even depend on you
Mad white boy who isn't allowed to fuck detected
>ass chin
>deep wrinkles around her eyes despite being young
No thanks.
>It's easily within reach.
Not if you have autism. If you're neuroatypical, you're society's bottom rung. No matter how "tolerant" people like that claim to be, you're a pariah to them if you're autistic. Maybe even a sideshow joke for their group, at best.
cool larp homo
explain why a safety net is necessary
Please let me lick dogshit off of your shoe my queen
You're not allowed to feel a vagina on your penis just like most other white boys who don't understand what women's needs are.
no sorry i've got plans
Because i couldn't live as someone im not
This. No woman has ever not seen me as a skinny soft sensitive nerd that is "too quiet". How can male privilege exist when you have guys like me constantly being put down all the time by everyone around them?
I'm probably at least 10 years older than her but I have no lines on my eyes and no eyebags. Disgusting crackhead roastie.
>implying i'd skip classes like a faggot
>implying i'd waste precious time and credits on humanities classes
>implying i'd waste money on overroasted coffee some ferret shat up
>implying i'd ever need more than a single true friend
>implying museums and city parks are interesting after the age of 6
>implying films can be anything but waste of time
>implying my major is so shit and devoid of challenge that the only test of my understanding is writing an essay
>implying i have any will to fuck an std-ridden humanities whore
jeez louise... you must be fun at parties
Because when i transfer, i am going to major in art.
i was an english major and dated a girl from an art school .idk if it was this cookie cutter (it prob was) but i did spend my college years partying and being reckless like a retard
I don't know man. Nothing ever works out how I'd like it to. It's not the life I was born to lead. I'm here to observe, not experience.
Goddamn, that greentext is painful to read.
I've been around people more autistic than myself and I get it. It almost doesn't matter what your conscious intentions are, when you're around people who are socially awkward they just irritate you. Your reason is trying to calm you down by reminding you of their condition, it's not their fault, etc, but there's just this guttural feeling you can't get rid of. It's like being in a room with a friendly gorilla. The gorilla doesn't mean any harm, but it still might hurt you, because it's a gorilla.
>implying i participate in subhuman activities
nah m8, my life is 4chink, books and bonds