Escorts

What are your thoughts on escorts? I'm so lonely I'd consider hiring one just to give me a hug desu, I haven't hugged anyone in 2 years now.

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I wonder if it's illegal to do that in America. You're hiring an escort so it's suspicious but it's just for a hug.

Just like fapping, feels good in the moment and you feel like a degenerate husk afterwards. Eventually the lay just becomes a memory, one that you paid for.

they know what they're doing i guess. when i was doing one in missionary pose, she would turn her crotch a little more upwards every now and then to make it easier for me to fuck her. she also put her hands on my back and rubbed it at the same time.

Lmao imagine being arrested for such a pathetic thing as trying to buy a hug
I used to have a moral issue with prostitution but I then I hit an age where women now expect you to have sexual experience to even consider you as a potential partner. And I can't get it any other way it seems. I am a virgin and it seems like my only option to get good at sex is by practicing with escorts.

I wouldn't use their services, But I won't judge nor blame you if you do.

>I won't be your gf because you don't have sexual experience and you need to have that and be good in bed
But also
>Not with escorts/hookers/any type of pay4sex .. eww, gross
"Looking for an intern, must have 30 years experience in the field"

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>I then I hit an age where women now expect you to have sexual experience to even consider you as a potential partner
Yeah, usually by the time you're 18.

Honestly I'm pretty sure I'll eventually lose my virginity unless I massively fuck everything up (which is very possible, I tend to do that).
But the idea of hiring an escort is just so hot for me. I can't figure out why. I won't hire one ever because I don't like the idea that she'd just be doing it for my money, but it's so tempting. I don't want to stoop that low, though.

I still want a silicon miniature of this as a keychain (I wouldn't actually use it)

try a massage parlor
body to body massages feel awesome and there's less of the "shit I think I have an std" thought afterwards
just make sure you get at least an hour in there, anything less just flies by

This is unironically a good idea

How did you meet her and are you from America?

Dad said it's wrong, it's not like he told me it was wrong specficially but we were talking about stuff and he causually said something to the effect that it's wrong.

So fuck em.

>I haven't hugged anyone in 2 years now.
Get on my level n00b.
I haven't hugged anyone in 12 years now.

As far as my thoughts on prostitutes...I dunno what would make me go deeper into self-loathing.
Never having anything with a woman (because I'm ugly, fat, manlet, dicklet, a curmudgeon, whatever reason it may be)
Or that I was only able to achieve sexual intimacy with a woman by paying.

This fear of what would trust me deeper into self-loathing has kept me from trying prostitutes. Better the devil you know.

>"Looking for an intern, must have 30 years experience in the field"

>Offering unpaid internship as janitor, must have 30 years of experience and a Masters degree in Physics.

I wouldn't spend money on them when you can go on Grindr and get TOPPED for free and after play vidya with a robro

Just be careful. my only sexual experiences have been with escorts. I want to see one soon, but I don't want to chance bringing Corona home to the family.

I still don't get how someone would rather die a virgin than pay for sex with an escort. There's absolutely no shame in paying for sex. We've been doing that since the beginning of time. Besides, plenty of incels actually develop some confidence after sleeping with a couple of escorts and then go on to do better with actual women in the real world afterwards.

You've got absolutely nothing to lose - go get yourself an escort now. Just be safe, although the high-class ones are generally cleaner than the average girl you'd pick up at a club. The take STI/STD tests regularly and won't fuck you without a condom. Most of the high-class escorts won't even suck your penis without it being in a condom as well.

Have fun and be safe.

For those that do make use of escorts, is it worth it now with this virus?

probably not. just wait 'til everything is over.

I don't care about your cringe thread.
I just came here to save this lovely image, so that I can coom to it later.

Good luck on your journey, brother.

>but I then I hit an age where women now expect you to have sexual experience to even consider you as a potential partner.
not if you're attractive
confidence > sexual experience

Thank you my fren(originally)

So what are you going to land up doing? You're going to get yourself one or not?

Well for starters I have no idea how to find an escort. But yeah I'd consider getting one.

There's an escort service in Japan I might use if I go there again. You can pick a costume for them. What should I go for?

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Damn dude you expect me to pick one from that long list?

I will probably develop an habit of hiring them I get a job. I never treated sex as something emotional/romantic anyway, even when I had gfs.

type your area + escort services in google and find one

im from america but i did it the legal way in amsterdam. the red light district there allows you to window shop to your hearts content. the one i was with was a real good looking dutch girl. almost russian looking in terms of attractiveness.

In the state of Nevada, (Not las vegas) There are legal sex houses.
Of course it's a taxed service of course it's very expensive.

To OP, good luck in finding one.

based dad listner

Stop overthinking like a faggot & do it. Honestly, you'll wonder why you fretted so much about it after the fact.

what is with you topped posters